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Session Start: Mon Oct 17 14:58:41 2011
Session Ident: #wikipedia-en
�03[14:58] * Now talking in #wikipedia-en
�03[14:58] * Topic is 'English Wikipedia: | Status: connectivity issues for Virgin Media users ( | Channel guidelines: | Channel operator: Ask in #wikimedia-ops or say !ops followed by the request | For urgent admin help, say !admin followed by the request | No public logging | Cloak requests:�'
�03[14:58] * Set by SpitfireWP!~spitfire@wikipedia/spitfire on Sun Oct 16 18:39:40
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[14:59] <Fluffernutter> PeterSymonds is such an abusive admin
[14:59] <mabdul|dog> heh
�06[14:59] * mabdul|dog is out for a walk
[14:59] <PeterSymonds> Yeah but I've been abusive longer than you.
[14:59] <Trusilver> awww, but that IP was entertaining me.
[15:00] <kisuke> i dont know weather to envy ot pity you guys. your assholery is focused, im just an equal opertunity ass.
[15:00] <Fluffernutter> everyone’s been abusive longer than me
[15:00] <Fluffernutter> i’m weak
[15:00] <Trusilver> Specialist assholes... I like the idea.
[15:01] <Trusilver> "Hi! my name is <insert name here>, I'm assigned to be a dick to you during your time on Wikipedia!
[15:01] <PeterSymonds> Like a typical day in -en-help.
[15:01] <Trusilver> heh :)
�06[15:05] * Fluffernutter is still working on gaining asshole cred
[15:05] <kisuke> PeterSymonds: this is why im not in -help although i must say #ubuntu is worse
[15:05] <PeterSymonds> Fluffernutter, suppress Barack Obama.
[15:06] <Fluffernutter> surely i’d want to REpress him?
[15:06] <PeterSymonds> Ah.
�03[15:08] * Retrieving #wikipedia-en modes...
[15:08] <Seddon> Trusilver, I want a T-Shirt with that....
[15:08] <Trusilver> You get asshole cred pretty quickly by randomly dropping NPA templates on people editing any articles having to do with global warming, US republican presidential nominees, baseball, or quantum physics.
[15:09] <Fluffernutter> omg it’s Seddon
[15:09] <Fluffernutter> Trusilver, i reverted something on men’s rights the other day, does that count?
�08[15:09] <derp> Fluffernutter, highly.
�08[15:09] * derp blocks Fluffernutter's view.
[15:09] <kisuke> [[Talk:The_List,_Inc.]] anyone got some COI strength ibprophen?
�08[15:09] <derp> eh?
[15:10] <PeterSymonds> Fluffernutter is a sexist feminist.
[15:10] <Trusilver> Yeah, and because you are femail you get a 1.25x multiplier on asshole points.
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[15:10] <Fluffernutter> totes
[15:10] <Fluffernutter> i live to oppress menfolk
[15:10] <WilliamH_UK> aww, how cute
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�06[15:10] * Fluffernutter oppresses WilliamH_UK
[15:11] <PeterSymonds> Making up for centuries of inequality.
[15:11] <kisuke> Fluffernutter: PeterSymonds: one of you is an admin right?
[15:11] <PeterSymonds> Nah.
[15:11] <Fluffernutter> WilliamH_UK is an admin
[15:11] <Fluffernutter> use him!
[15:11] <kisuke> WilliamH_UK: is this true?
�08[15:11] <derp> Fluffernutter, do you have a dungeon in your basement?
[15:11] <PeterSymonds> Yes WilliamH_UK is an admin.
[15:12] <Fluffernutter> derp: shhh, you weren’t supposed to tell about that
�08[15:12] <derp> so am i , i am a uıɯpɐ
[15:12] <Fluffernutter> lulz
�08[15:12] <derp> ˙ɹɐǝp ʎɯ ʎɹɹos 'ɥo
[15:12] <WilliamH_UK> hi
�08[15:12] <derp> ¿dn s,ʇɐɥʍ 'ʎǝɥ
�06[15:12] * Seddon hugs Fluffernutter
[15:12] <Fluffernutter> derp, you can stop that now
�06[15:12] * Fluffernutter hugs Seddon
�08[15:12] * derp uoppǝs sƃnɥ
�08[15:13] <derp> well, fail.
[15:13] <kisuke> derp: can you please take it off my patrol list? its jsut clogging up valuble screen space
�08[15:13] * derp sƃnɥ uoppǝs
�08[15:13] <derp> how lol
[15:14] <_Jijli> CPU:intel(r) pentium(r) 4   3.00ghz Memory:1014MB In-use:77% Display:1152X864 Microsoft Windows XP Professional Service Pack 3 (build 2600) Uptime:00:02:01:32 client:ThrashIRC
�08[15:14] <derp> ew
�08[15:14] <derp> XP
[15:14] <kisuke> IDK iron did it earlier witha diffrent article in the same condition. its been deleted but not yet patrolled, go figure.
[15:14] <kisuke> lol XP
[15:14] <kisuke> with less than a gig of RAM
[15:14] <Fluffernutter> oh that’s a bug, i remember hearing about it. but i don’t remember how to fix or what causes it. tommorris, what’s the fix for the bug of deleted paged being marked unpatrolled?
[15:15] <kisuke> Fluffernutter: a 12 gague shotgun.
[15:15] <Fluffernutter> that works too!
[15:15] <kisuke> gauge*
[15:16] <kisuke> ugh whats with all the BLPs?
�06[15:17] * Seddon slaps derp
�06[15:17] * Fluffernutter gets the video camera
[15:17] <Ironholds> kisuke: what's the problem?
[15:18] <Demiurge1000> Too many people aren't dead yet, I suppose.
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[15:18] <kisuke> another article like that other one, deld, but unpatrolled.
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�06[15:19] * Seddon takes fluffernutter behind the bike shed
�08[15:19] * derp gets his baby powder bottle and smears his hands with baby powder.
�08[15:19] * derp pimpslaps Seddon.
[15:20] <Fluffernutter> o_O
[15:20] <Ironholds> kisuke: and who can't deal with it? :S
[15:20] <Seddon> you started it fluffernutter :P
[15:20] <kisuke> ME! ok im a touch cdo.
[15:20] <Ironholds> kisuke: no, I mean which admin?
[15:20] <kisuke> derp
[15:20] <Ironholds> derp isn't an admin, he's a tool
[15:21] <Ironholds> yes, I know, the two aren't mutually exclusive
�08[15:21] <derp> Ironholds is a admin; he's also a britsh asshole.
[15:21] <Ironholds> were any of you having problems viewing old versions of files?
[15:21] <Ironholds> derp: a British asshole is an arsehole.
�08[15:21] <derp> a shitty briysh arsehole.
[15:21] <Demiurge1000> Ironholds: But what if that view of you is only held by Americans?
[15:21] <kisuke> Ironholds: nope just the odd patrol page, but no past revs.
�03[15:23] * mabdul|dog is now known as mabdul|ping
[15:24] <Ironholds> Demiurge1000: it's universal
[15:25] <Ironholds> kisuke: the solution, for all admins, is "undelete the page, then click the patrolled button"
[15:25] <kisuke> [[user:keastes]]
[15:25] <Demiurge1000> Ah, so kind of like [[WP:COMMONNAME]] then
[15:25] <Ironholds> any admins who cannot handle this - it's not rocket science!
[15:25] <Ironholds> Demiurge1000: WP:COMMONASS for me
[15:25] <kisuke> Ironholds: noted and recorded for psoterity.
[15:25] <Ironholds> np
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[15:25] <kisuke> Ironholds: moar coffee, you are going stale.
[15:26] <Ironholds> kisuke: I am drinking caffeine and listening to RnB. Tis a good day.
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[15:26] <kisuke> Ironholds: you are still going stale.
[15:26] <Ironholds> kisuke: howso?
[15:27] <kisuke> Ironholds: the posterior jokes have been flying for about... 4 hours now. they are well into wearing out.
[15:27] <Trusilver>    hmmmm... I wonder if that's a spam link....
�06[15:27] * WilliamH_UK marks Ironholds as {{stale}}
[15:27] <Demiurge1000> wtf? lol
[15:28] <Ironholds> kisuke: well, I have no incentive to particularly put effort in.
[15:29] <Trusilver> There's someone packing POV into the article for Heaven, but I just don't have the patience to argue with a zealot today....
[15:30] <Fluffernutter> Trusilver, the solution is clearly to delete the article!
[15:30] <Ironholds> Trusilver: play your cards right and you'll have all eternity to argue with him
[15:30] <Ironholds> y'know. In hell.
[15:30] <WilliamH_UK> eugh I have done so much admin stuff lately
[15:31] <WilliamH_UK> must get back to writing stuff
[15:31] <Ironholds> ooh, here's a good one
[15:31] <Ironholds> guess where I found a massive copyvio today?
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[15:31] <PeterSymonds> The Daily Telegraph.
[15:32] <pticochon> yo to all
[15:33] <pticochon> WilliamH_UK
[15:33] <pticochon> are you english?
[15:33] <WilliamH_UK> yes
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[15:33] <WilliamH_UK> can I help you
[15:33] <pticochon> i'm editing articles on the troubles
[15:33] <Fluffernutter> that’s a bad plan
[15:34] <pticochon> why
[15:34] <Fluffernutter> unless you’re into screaming?
[15:34] <pticochon> why into screaming
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[15:34] <pticochon> we good people and the dirty smelly fenians can get along well
[15:34] <pticochon> :) j/king
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[15:34] <Fluffernutter> The Troubles are...a very, very contentious area on en.wp. Been to artibration multiple times.
[15:35] <pticochon> arbitration?
[15:35] <pticochon> where can i see
[15:35] <Demiurge1000> Edit articles on non-contentious topics instead. Like the pleasant resort town of [[Gibraltar]] in southern Spain; or the geology of the [[British Isles]]; or cookery topics, like, say, [[Houmous]].
[15:35] <pticochon> those arbitrations
[15:35] <Demiurge1000> Oh, wait, no, forget that...
[15:35] <pticochon> does wikipedia protect its editors in potentially dangerous issues?
[15:35] <pticochon> for example
[15:35] <Demiurge1000> pticochon: Yeah absolutely
[15:36] <pticochon> imagine I live in an authoritarian country
[15:36] <pticochon> and well, the guy who rules the country doesn't want the truth to be outed
[15:36] <Demiurge1000> pticochon: Would the People's Republic of China count as an authoritarian country?
[15:36] <pticochon> i think so
[15:36] <pticochon> though i'm no expert
[15:36] <Demiurge1000> pticochon: Cool, please come join us on #en-nnu-help - lots of editors from there
[15:36] <pticochon> i think those guys kill you if you say that the chinese commie party is a shite
[15:37] <Demiurge1000> umm, yes, we wouldn't want you saying that in there, or anything even slightly like it.
[15:38] <pticochon> ok
[15:39] <Demiurge1000> And, I guess it kind of depends what you mean by "protect"
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[15:40] <pticochon> imagine
[15:40] <pticochon> the chinese government
[15:40] <pticochon> asks for identifiable information about me
[15:40] <pticochon> when I edited the article on them saying they're shite
[15:41] <Demiurge1000> Like, for example, your IP address? Well, Wikipedia doesn't give out that information just because some country's law enforcement asks for it.
[15:41] <Demiurge1000> If some country's law enforcement gets a court order (that's enforceable in the USA) demanding it, then that's another story.
[15:42] <pticochon> and what about those who have check-user privileges
[15:42] <Demiurge1000> But the PRC probably would find it quite difficult to get a court order enforceable in the USA.
[15:42] <pticochon> i heard admins can do that
[15:42] <Demiurge1000> Most admins do not have checkuser privileges.
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[15:42] <Demiurge1000> And, for those that do, randomly giving out private information to the Chinese government, would be a very quick way to lose such privileges :)
[15:43] <TheCuriousGnome> What is the policy regarding tag bombing?
�03[15:43] * kisuke (3fea5c03@gateway/web/freenode/ip. has joined #wikipedia-en
[15:44] <kisuke> hmm, WP needs an eye to complment the lock
[15:44] <Demiurge1000> TheCuriousGnome: "Drive-by tagging is strongly discouraged. The editor who adds the tag must address the issues on the talk page, pointing to specific issues that are actionable within the content policies, namely Wikipedia:Neutral point of view, Wikipedia:Verifiability, Wikipedia:No original research and Wikipedia:Biographies of living persons. Simply being of the opinion that a page is not...
[15:44] <Demiurge1000> ...neutral is not sufficient to justify the addition of the tag. Tags should be added as a last resort."
[15:44] <Demiurge1000> TheCuriousGnome: Although, that's regarding NPOV
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[15:47] <Cloveapple> Demiurge1000: what page is that quote from?
[15:47] <Demiurge1000>
[15:47] <Cloveapple> the "drive-by" one
[15:47] <kisuke> well im off talk at y'all later
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�06[15:48] * Fluffernutter needs a nap
�06[15:48] * Cloveapple checks to see if there is a Fluffernutter article
[15:48] <Fluffernutter> there is
[15:49] <Demiurge1000> There is.
[15:49] <Fluffernutter> it’s linked to from my userpage
[15:49] <Demiurge1000> There's also a Fl - oh never mind.
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[15:49] <Cloveapple>
�06[15:49] * Fluffernutter eyes Demiurge1000 warningly
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�06[15:49] * Demiurge1000 chuckles
�06[15:52] * Ironholds sighs. blegh, boredom.
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�06[16:00] * Peter-C walks in
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[16:00] <Peter-C> The school nurse is an idiot
[16:00] <Peter-C> Tried to put alcohol on my laceration
[16:00] <Peter-C> >:(
[16:00] <Fluffernutter> well, it works
[16:00] <Fluffernutter> if you’re not man enough to suffer it, well
[16:00] <Peter-C> Not, it does not work
[16:00] <Peter-C> It is counterproductive
[16:00] <PeterSymonds> I hear salt works equally well.
[16:01] <PeterSymonds> You should try that.
[16:01] <Fluffernutter> heh
[16:01] <PeterSymonds> Oh and aftershave.
[16:01] <Peter-C> Alcohol prevents clotting and undoes it too
[16:01] <Peter-C> It just puts gas on the fire
[16:01] <Fluffernutter> Peter-C could totally re-enact that scene from Home alone
[16:01] <Peter-C> With little benefit when there are better options
[16:01] <Fluffernutter> Peter-C, presumably she wasn’t trying to get you to clot; she was trying to disinfect it
[16:01] <Peter-C> I like after shave!
[16:01] <Fluffernutter> but im sure you gave her an enlightening lecture on the topic
[16:02] <Peter-C> I did
[16:02] <Peter-C> You BET I did
[16:02] <Peter-C> She was like "bitch pls, I r school nurse!"
[16:02] <Peter-C> And I was all like "oh no you didn't"
[16:02] <Peter-C> From now on I will just use the school stores FAC and actually get proper medical treatment
[16:03] <Peter-C> Although that would be weird to expalin to my business teacher that I am at the school sotre because of a laceration...
[16:03] <PeterSymonds> So basically you were being a pretentious know-nothing who lectured a nurse on how to do her job.
[16:03] <PeterSymonds> I wonder why she was irritated.
�06[16:03] * Fluffernutter hugs PeterSymonds
�06[16:04] * PeterSymonds hugs Fluffernutter.
[16:04] <Peter-C> PeterSymonds - I wrote the article on trauma
[16:04] <Peter-C> I know more than the nurse >:(
[16:04] <PeterSymonds> Ooh, well, that's basically a medical degree these days.
[16:04] <Fluffernutter> i wrote the article on beefsteaks, but you don’t see me lecturing the caterer
�06[16:05] * Peter-C thinks Fluffernutter should do a lightning talk at the next meetup she attends
[16:05] <PeterSymonds> Nothing interesting about lightning.
�06[16:05] * Fluffernutter thinks meetups should start being scheduled for times when i’m not at the other end of the country
�06[16:06] * Fluffernutter almost got hit by lightning the other day. That was pretty exciting.
[16:07] <Peter-C> You might even say it was.... electrifying!
[16:07] <Peter-C> trolololol
[16:09] <geniice> why worry about bleeding anyway? it stops eventualy
[16:09] <Fluffernutter> unless you’re a hemophiliac. but then you’d probably be dead by now anyway
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[16:22] <Ironholds> Peter-C: if you make a pun like that again
[16:22] <Ironholds> I will cut you.
[16:23] <Peter-C> I always knew you were more into *punch* lines Ironholds and I apologize
[16:23] <geniice> don't draw attention to it
[16:24] <Qcoder00> Ironholds:  Well you are always one for cutting remarks ;)
[16:24] <Ironholds> Peter-C: you die now
[16:24] <Ironholds> Qcoder00, you next.
[16:24] <Peter-C> :(
[16:24] <Qcoder00> Ironholds: Sorry
[16:24] <Peter-C> Not polite
[16:24] <Peter-C> At all
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[16:25] <Peter-C> BarkingFish :D
[16:25] <Qcoder00> Peter-C: Barking Fish said he was busy earlier... he's only lurking I think :)
[16:25] <Peter-C> :(
[16:25] <Qcoder00> BarkingFish:?
[16:26] <Qcoder00> Peter-C: Hows the script?
[16:26] <BarkingFish> Not anymore Qcoder00 - I just finished what I was doing, and it's been a bleedin' nightmare.
[16:26] <Qcoder00> What you been doing?
[16:26] <BarkingFish> I've been soldering a new plug together for my iPAQ so that I can get it to USB sync.
[16:26] <Qcoder00> That's like  uber-geek
[16:26] <Qcoder00> ;)
[16:26] <Qcoder00> I can't solder modern stuff
[16:26] <Qcoder00> :(
[16:27] <Qcoder00> But I've had to re-solder an old 8 bit computers keyboard once..
[16:27] <Ironholds> I solder, but only guitar electronics
[16:27] <Ironholds> doesn't really count
[16:27] <BarkingFish> 15 tiny pins to solder to, and having to use a jewellers magnifier to get them bang on. They're about 4mm long, and less than 3mm apart, 3 rows at 5 pins a row
[16:27] <Qcoder00> Woah...
[16:27] <Ironholds> BarkingFish: why are you soldering your penis?
[16:27] <Ironholds> :P
[16:28] <BarkingFish> ...
[16:28] <BarkingFish> :)
[16:28] <Ironholds> what? 4mm long...
[16:28] <Qcoder00> BarkingFish: That's like PROPER industrial soldering
[16:28] <BarkingFish> Ironholds, that's twice the fucking size of yours :P
[16:28] <Ironholds> BarkingFish: only if we're talking m rather than mm
[16:28] <BarkingFish> don't be jealous :)
[16:29] <Qcoder00> Erm... Can we keep it civil folks?
[16:29] <Ironholds> Qcoder00, this is civil
[16:29] <Ironholds> civil is " BarkingFish, you have a teeny weeny penis and have to wank with tweezers"
[16:29] <BarkingFish> we are doing, Qcoder00 :)  It's only rude when we start beating the shi'ite out of each other
[16:30] <Ironholds> rude is "it's so small the doctor saw it above your anus and assumed you were a girl"
[16:30] <Qcoder00> :O
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[16:30] <BarkingFish> incivil is "Ironholds, you couldn't find your cock in broad daylight with a torch and a satnav if it were painted yellow!"
[16:30] <Ironholds> BarkingFish: I smoke. If it was painted yellow it'd look just like my fingers you merkin
[16:30] <Ironholds> of course I wouldn't be able to find it
[16:30] <BarkingFish> lol
�06[16:30] * Qcoder00 wonders if Wikipedia has an article on [[Penile anomalies in male mamilian species]]
[16:31] <BarkingFish> Ironholds, do you lose sight of your fingers then when you spank the monkey? :)
[16:31] <Ironholds> BarkingFish: yeah, they get hidden behind the cock
[16:31] <Ironholds> HAH
[16:31] <WilliamH_UK> er I really don't want to know where Ironholds is putting his fingers when he does that
[16:31] <BarkingFish> :P
�06[16:32] * Fluffernutter clears her window and sighs
[16:32] <Ironholds> WilliamH_UK: BarkingFish knows
�06[16:32] * Ironholds leers
�06[16:32] * WilliamH_UK chunders all over Fluffernutter's window
[16:32] <BarkingFish> speaking of spank the monkey, anyone remember the flash game where you had to whack the monkey round the chops to see how hard you could hit it?
[16:32] <Ironholds> WilliamH_UK: is that a euphemism?
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[16:33] <WilliamH_UK> no
[16:33] <Qcoder00> to Chunder -  to throw up, vomit etc ... often with a violently expressive motion...
[16:33] <Ironholds> Qcoder00: I know what chundering is, I was a student
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[16:34] <Qcoder00> Huh?  I was once a student and my student activities didn't involve  chundering... (or borrowing a trainee nurses clothes for that matter... ;) )
[16:35] <Ironholds> Qcoder00: trainee nurse? amateur
[16:35] <Ironholds> if you'd borrowed a gimp mask, two and a half pounds of organic icecream and a sandblaster you'd be talking
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[16:35] <Qcoder00> Huh?
[16:36] <Qcoder00> I thought the 'trainee nurses' clothes was a known thing for rag weeks?
[16:36] <Ironholds> oh, probably
[16:36] <Ironholds> I wasn't very sociable at uni. Or anywhere else.
[16:36] <Ironholds> I spent rag week locked in my room missing my girlfriend. Whore.
[16:38] <BarkingFish> Qcoder00, best rag weeks come from megaraids in costume, dressed as pirates, or bedruns dressed in full nurses gear with a "patient"
[16:39] <Qcoder00> One of my contacts once said they got a new student meber male to clean a group of 'female' students flats dressed as a sissy maid...
[16:39] <Qcoder00> *memebr
[16:39] <Qcoder00> *member even
[16:40] <Qcoder00> .. Apparently he did so well, he got a part-time job doing it ;)
[16:40] <BarkingFish> or pub crawls, sort of a "last man standing" type thing... Each new pub, a different person buys the drinks. The less of you there are, the cheaper it gets. Last one standing goes home, the rest get picked up by the hobby bobbies at silly o clock and spend the night in the cells.
[16:40] <Qcoder00> So it backfired on the students that put him up to it :)
[16:40] <Qcoder00> BarkingFish:  I'm not a fan of pub crawls...
[16:41] <BarkingFish> Oh man, they're fun.  Seriously.
[16:41] <Qcoder00> .. I tend to worry about the impact it has on otherwise hard pressed transport operatives
[16:41] <Qcoder00> Dealing with a group of drunks on a ticket line isn't pleasent, according to someone I know that works on the tube
[16:41] <Ironholds> Qcoder00: what, taxi drivers?
[16:42] <Qcoder00> I was thinking more in terms of Night Bus drivers...
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[16:42] <BarkingFish> Qcoder00, You get back to your lodgings, go to bed, and get woken up by your mates coming back after being let out by the fuzz, with major headaches, often having hurled everywhere.  And there you are, nice and warm, almost ready to go for the day.
[16:42] <BarkingFish> such a nice feeling
[16:42] <Qcoder00> Of course I can't go on Pub crawls
[16:43] <Qcoder00> I can't have booze...
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[16:43] <Qcoder00> .. Since I once get a hangover from 1 half of cider...
[16:43] <BarkingFish> nor can i now, but i did in the past
[16:43] <Ironholds> I'm not allowed to drink either
[16:43] <PeterSymonds> Half a cider? Must've been fairly strong stuff.
[16:43] <Qcoder00> PeterSymonds: No
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[16:44] <Qcoder00> This wasn't West Country Super Scrumpy
[16:44] <BarkingFish> the one that got my mates shit up was 24 of us going out, starting at a nice quiet pub in cambridge, and finishing up with us (accidentally) turning up at a Gay bar, the 5 Bells...
[16:44] <PeterSymonds> What an apt name.
[16:44] <BarkingFish> there were only 5 of us left, all guys
[16:44] <Qcoder00> I thought it was the music and atmosphere that made a bar 'gay' ?
[16:44] <Qcoder00> XD
[16:45] <BarkingFish> oh no...
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[16:45] <Qcoder00> Well I don't know, but if 5 belles  walked into a bar I knew it would make for a really gay time ; )
[16:46] <Ironholds> oh god
[16:46] <Ironholds> we're all old and ill
[16:46] <Ironholds> we're sitting here talking about how we CAN'T DRINK
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[16:46] <BarkingFish> the other 4 fled in panic when they realised just what it was, and i just sat there till gone midnight, chatting to the barman :)
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[16:46] <WilliamH_UK> I can drink
[16:46] <WilliamH_UK> I just have no opportunity to do so
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[16:47] <Ironholds> jorm: ears burning?
[16:47] <Peter-C> Ironholds is crying!
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[16:47] <Peter-C> He is mortal!
[16:47] <Qcoder00> BarkingFish:  BTW I've heard 'belle' is used by some  gay people as a slang term for new customers (or in some circles  people in 'drag')
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[16:48] <BarkingFish> belle is used for people in drag, new customers are more often referred to as "fresh meat"
[16:48] <Steven_Zhang> Hello
[16:48] <Steven_Zhang> :)
[16:48] <Steven_Zhang> Ah
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[16:49] <Qcoder00> BarkingFish : Thank you...
�06[16:49] * Qcoder00 will have enough material for a routine at some point
[16:49] <Ironholds> BarkingFish: what if you're a veggie/
[16:49] <Ironholds> Qcoder00: eh?
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[16:50] <Qcoder00> When I make jokes, I take notes on the response it gets;)
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[16:50] <jorm> huh?
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[16:50] <jorm> no.
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[16:51] <BarkingFish> Ironholds, I don't know about the veggies
[16:51] <Ironholds> jorm: we were discussing how nobody in the conversation could really drink. theny ou came in and upset our thesis :P
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[16:52] <jorm> ah.
[16:52] <jorm> speaking of.
[16:52] <jorm> i'm in Kihei, Maui, Hawaii right now.
[16:52] <jorm> So I'd better get started on that.
[16:52] <Qcoder00> You lucky person :)
[16:53] <Qcoder00> Taking photos?
[16:53] <BarkingFish> jorm, make sure you go looking for the Humuhumunukunukuapua'a - they say the fish is smaller than the name, but they're very nice to look at if you go diving :)
[16:54] <jorm> I'm gonna try to take photos.  Right now, my only goal is to get Stacey to put some shoes on so we can go find some food 'cause I'm starving.
[16:55] <Trusilver> Don't speak of Maui! It's fricken cold here right now.
[16:55] <Qcoder00> It's not that cold in the UK yet
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[16:56] <Ironholds> Qcoder00: thanks for fuckin' jinxing it
[16:56] <BarkingFish> Qcoder00, don't you kid yourself. According to BBC Weather, there were reports of sleet and snow up in Scotland earlier today :)
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[16:57] <Qcoder00> :(
[16:57] <Qcoder00> Well it's still warm where I am
[16:57] <Qcoder00> touch wood
[16:57] <WilliamH_UK> there was frost in the south east here
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[16:57] <Trusilver> It's not really that cold, people around here are wearing shorts and t -shirts, but this is heading into my first winter away from Southern California.
[16:57] <Trusilver> It's cold to me
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[16:58] <Fluffernutter> weakling :P
[16:58] <Qcoder00> One of my contacts on another group , says the UK doesn't get cold winters..... he lives halfway up a fjord or something, and he gets really cold winters... ;)
[16:58] <WilliamH_UK> it's true, it doesn't
[16:59] <WilliamH_UK> i'm dreading whatever's going to unfold at heathrow, I have a flight on christmas eve ¬_¬
[16:59] <Trusilver> Fluffernutter: Damn right.
[16:59] <WilliamH_UK> to terminal 5
[16:59] <WilliamH_UK> with BA
[16:59] <WilliamH_UK> kill me
[16:59] <Ironholds> Trusilver: if life goes well I'm moving to fecking Australia
[16:59] <Ironholds> my complaints about the cold will be much reduced
[16:59] <Ironholds> I may melt into a puddle of organs, however
[17:00] <Qcoder00> WilliamH_UK:   LOL
[17:00] <Trusilver> Yeah... the travel season's about to start... my little vacation has been nice and all, but my doctor has cleared me to go back to work next monday.
[17:00] <WilliamH_UK> Qcoder00 keep an eye out for me ranting in some news clip where I'm wondering where the hell my luggage is
[17:00] <Qcoder00> WilliamH_UK:  Me can imagine a Sci-Fi adventure being set in Terminal 5
[17:00] <Qcoder00> ;)
[17:01] <WilliamH_UK> absolutely
[17:01] <WilliamH_UK> Terminal 5 is a black hole
[17:01] <Qcoder00> Or a Horror movie
[17:01] <WilliamH_UK> a wormhole
[17:01] <WilliamH_UK> where everyone's luggage goes
[17:01] <WilliamH_UK> into oblivion
[17:01] <BarkingFish> Trusilver, It's only 3 degrees colder in Maui than it is in LA... LA's average today was 81F, Maui is reading at 78F
[17:02] <Qcoder00> 'Your luggage checks in , but never checks out....   It's one one way Journey to the Terminal dimension , Terminal 5     <fade to black> '
[17:02] <BarkingFish> although i'd suppose if you'd been in SoCal for a long time, anywhere is gonna seem colder
[17:02] <Qcoder00> Does it even snow in California?
[17:03] <Trusilver> Not in southern California, at least not away from the mountains.
[17:05] <WilliamH_UK> Qcoder00 i can relate to that
[17:05] <WilliamH_UK> i spent 17 hours in T5 waiting for my luggage once
[17:06] <WilliamH_UK> went home without it, got it back 2 weeks later
[17:06] <Ironholds> WilliamH_UK: I spent those 17 hours waiting for you ;p
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[17:06] <Ironholds> that sounded slightly more homoerotic than was intended
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[17:06] <Trusilver> Gah, it sounds like Boston Logan, that is the biggest disaster of an airport on the east coast.
[17:06] <WilliamH_UK> you're right
[17:06] <Qcoder00> WilliamH_UK:  I can imagine a luggage eating monster living under Terminal 5
[17:06] <WilliamH_UK> it er did
[17:07] <WilliamH_UK> T5 is great now
[17:07] <Qcoder00> Maybe there was an 'ancient druidic ritual' site on Hounslow Heath that was disturbed when they built the new terminal :)
[17:08] <Pilif12p> ..wat
[17:08] <Ironholds> Qcoder00: the only thing disturbed by the new terminal was the sleep of many a nimby voter
[17:08] <Qcoder00> Are Nimby's into 'dark magic' ?
[17:09] <Ironholds> Qcoder00: they vote tory, if that's what you mean
[17:09] <Qcoder00> LOL
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[17:10] <Qcoder00> Yeah but voting tory isn't like conducting some form of invocation ritual...
[17:11] <WilliamH_UK> it's more like a master and apprentice relationship
[17:11] <WilliamH_UK> think Liam Fox
[17:11] <WilliamH_UK> ;)
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[17:11] <Qcoder00> Huh?
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[17:12] <Peter-C> GREAT NEWS! Saudi women have received explicit permission from their husbands to vote!
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[17:12] <Pilif12p> it seems I'm an administrator now!
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[17:13] <Qcoder00> Pilif12p:  Do you have admin bits for real?
[17:13] <Ironholds> Pilif12p: congrats!
[17:13] <Ironholds> have a banana
[17:13] <Pilif12p> Qcoder00: no
[17:13] <Trusilver> Peter-C: woohoo! Now if only they can show their faces without being stoned to death.
[17:13] <Pilif12p> but someone seems to think i am
[17:13] <Peter-C> Trusilver - some women are sick and show their ankles
[17:13] <Peter-C> it is sickening
[17:13] <Peter-C> :(
[17:13] <Qcoder00> Pilif12p:  Well if he thinks you are an admin, you give him the admin attitude ;)
[17:13] <PeterSymonds> They must be mentally disorientated, Pilif12p.
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[17:14] <Pilif12p> Qcoder00: contr^H^H^H^H^H very nice and welcoming?
[17:14] <TBloemink> lol southpark - mr derp xD
[17:14] <Qcoder00> Pilif12p:  :)
[17:14] <Qcoder00> Exactly
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[17:42] <BarkingFish> Guys - what's the Wikipedia thingy which excludes people considered one hit wonders from being listed?
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[17:43] <BarkingFish> You know, the wikipedia ruling about someone famous for 5 minutes and then vanishing out of the limelight forever?
[17:43] <PeterSymonds> WP:NOTNEWS?
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[17:44] <geniice> BarkingFish one event?
[17:44] <BarkingFish> Oh, it's news, trust me - but the guy is only famous for this thing and nothing else.
[17:44] <BarkingFish> geniice, that's the one. WP:1E
[17:44] <geniice>
[17:45] <BarkingFish> A guy's become the oldest person to finish the Toronto Marathon, 8h 25m at the age of 100
[17:45] <Qcoder00> Anyone seen Hedgehog456?
[17:45] <BarkingFish>
[17:45] <BarkingFish> I dunno if under 1E, he'd qualify for a listing, he seems to hold a coupla other records too by the looks of that
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[17:47] <BarkingFish> Qcoder00, - last seen over a week ago, october 8th at 2.22pm
[17:49] <shimgray> BarkingFish: they're pretty much all related records, though
[17:49] <shimgray> "still running, still not dead"
[17:51] <BarkingFish> yeah, that's what I'm thinking. He's in the Guiness book of world records essentially because he's still alive, and fitter than most people his age
[17:52] <geniice> well we could wait for him to die and then write an article
[17:53] <geniice> in practice I suspect the guy is going to get enough floating media coverage that 1E wont be an issue
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[17:59] <Trijnstel> speedy for productive admins ;)
[18:01] <geniice> Adam Werritty: Self-styled adviser 'had links to Mossad'.
[18:01] <geniice>
[18:01] <geniice> now things get interesting
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[18:04] <BarkingFish> right, that's my lot for tonight. I need sleep and I'm gonna have some :)
[18:04] <BarkingFish> See ya
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[18:11] <Fluffernutter> greetings earthlings
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[18:11] <Trusilver> Greetings sandwiches.
[18:11] <Peter-C> Enjoy the ladder!
[18:11] <Fluffernutter> is that a cross between a larder and a ladder?
[18:12] <Peter-C> mhm
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[18:12] <Peter-C> On a much more important note, 1911's PISS ME OFF
[18:12] <Peter-C> Great gun, shitty mag
[18:12] <Peter-C> What IDIOT would not allow 15+ bullets!?
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[18:27] <WilliamH_UK> is there an mIRC script that'll render links in braces as wiki links
[18:27] <matthewrbowker> I know there's a Chatzilla one... 1 sec
[18:28] <Fluffernutter> there is, WilliamH_UK. if i can find it...
[18:28] <matthewrbowker> WilliamH_UK:
[18:28] <geniice> Peter-C probably one foolish enough to use such an outdated weapon
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[18:29] <Fluffernutter> a couple choices, WilliamH_UK:
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[18:31] <WilliamH_UK> any recommendations?
�08[18:32] <derp> mine is simple and works
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[18:38] <Myra> WilliamH_UK: My recommendation is to always use full URLs. :-)
[18:38] <WilliamH_UK> ?
[18:38] <Myra> ¿
[18:39] <Myra> Don't use [[links]]. Use <>.
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[18:44] <Myra> Now the other cheek.
[18:44] <geniice> question time
[18:44] <geniice> which one is better
[18:44] <geniice>
[18:44] <geniice>
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[18:45] <matthewrbowker> geniice: No flash
[18:45] <Myra> geniice: No flash, but you should do some color corrected.
[18:45] <Myra> Color correcting, even.
[18:46] <geniice> 1)It's actualy that colour
[18:46] <geniice> 2) would be hard to do while keeping the noise hidden
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[18:58] #wikipedia-en url is
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[19:01] <geniice> Gnu image manipulation program?
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[19:16] <Demiurge1000> Wait, we now only welcome people with /two/ cookies? :S
�08[19:16] * derp secretlys give Fluffernutter some sedatives
[19:16] <Fluffernutter> o_O
[19:16] <Fluffernutter> that's very rude
[19:16] <Addihockey10> Demiurge1000: Price cuts...
[19:17] <WilliamH_UK> i had some sedatives last week
[19:17] <WilliamH_UK> er, general anaesthetic actually
[19:18] <WilliamH_UK> totally weird experience
[19:18] <Fluffernutter> for what?
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[19:18] <WilliamH_UK> small op in my nose
[19:18] <WilliamH_UK> cartilage on my nasal septum interferring with airflow, so it was removed
[19:18] <Addihockey10> WilliamH_UK got beans stuck up his nose you see..
[19:18] <WilliamH_UK> didnt take long
[19:18] <WilliamH_UK> for anyone who has never had a general anaesthetic, it is a totally weird experience
[19:19] <Fluffernutter> I think i had general when i got my wisdom teeth removed. It was...unpleasant. My blood pressure dropped mid-surgery, so they woke me up partway through and I woke up, sobbing, feeling them chiseling at my jaw
[19:19] <matthewrbowker> WilliamH_UK: Please elaborate
[19:20] <Addihockey10> Fluffernutter: lol. Fun fun fun fun,
[19:20] <WilliamH_UK> well, obviously your awareness is stopped in a general anaesthetic
[19:20] <WilliamH_UK> but you have absolutely no idea that it is being stopped
[19:20] <Fluffernutter> yeah that's freaky
[19:20] <WilliamH_UK> the very last thing i remember was gazing into the yellow oxygen mas
[19:20] <WilliamH_UK> k
[19:21] <WilliamH_UK> the next second (it feels like a blink) i groggily opened my eyes in the recovery room
[19:21] <WilliamH_UK> no perception of elapsed time or anything
[19:21] <WilliamH_UK> it is a total void
[19:21] <matthewrbowker> Wow... That doesn't sound fun :(
[19:22] <WilliamH_UK> i'd say it was
[19:22] <WilliamH_UK> i rather enjoyed the whole experience actually
[19:22] <Fluffernutter> the weirdness for me was in realizing that if that's what general does, that means that sleep...doesn't. That even while I'm asleep, I'm somehow aware of time passing.
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[19:22] <WilliamH_UK> it isn't sleep
[19:22] <WilliamH_UK> if someone puts a scalpel into you while you are asleep, you'll wake up
[19:22] <WilliamH_UK> it's actually a medically induced coma :)
[19:23] <Fluffernutter> right, but we think of sleep as unconsciousness. When in fact, that's not really true, when we compare it to TRUE unconsciousness
[19:23] <Addihockey10> uhh...
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[19:29] <Peter-C> Zombies!
�06[19:30] * Peter-C makes WilliamH_UK a zombi
[19:30] <Peter-C> *zombie
[19:32] <geniice> oh great. Anti smoking ads.
[19:32] <geniice> I'm not interested
[19:32] <Fluffernutter> er, you don't smoke, do you?
[19:32] <Peter-C> smoking causes you to turn into a zombie
[19:32] <Peter-C> Do you want that?
[19:32] <geniice> Fluffernutter	no I don't. I breath in enough interesting crap as it is
[19:33] <Fluffernutter> indeed
[19:33] <Demiurge1000> I love the way USA schools do these great brainwashing programs to keep all their kiddies safe.
[19:34] <WilliamH_UK> i tried smoking for the first time
[19:34] <WilliamH_UK> a few months ago
[19:34] <WilliamH_UK> i thought it was grim
[19:34] <WilliamH_UK> like trying to inhale a large wooden table
[19:35] <Demiurge1000> WilliamH_UK: Don't. It's bad for you.
[19:35] <Demiurge1000> WilliamH_UK: Wait, are you one of these secret 12-year-old admins that never tell us their real age? :P
[19:35] <Fluffernutter> lol
[19:35] <WilliamH_UK> yep
[19:36] <WilliamH_UK> a secret 12 year old checkuser and oversight
[19:36] <WilliamH_UK> don't tell anyone
[19:36] <Trusilver> Didn't you know, Wikipedia really IS an MMORPG.
[19:36] <WilliamH_UK> ;)
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[19:36] <Demiurge1000> I get like one a month of admins who contact me (mostly on here) and say that yeah, actually they /are/ a minor, but please don't tell anyone :)
[19:37] <Demiurge1000> strangely, all of them are the ones I'd assumed were about ~30 years old, due to a total lack of silly arguments or any sort of silly behaviour at all.
[19:37] <Demiurge1000> this leaves me thinking.. that I have no idea wtf is going on and who is who :D
[19:37] <Demiurge1000> WilliamH_UK: Admittedly, cu and os does rather suggest against it.
[19:39] <WilliamH_UK> haha
[19:39] <WilliamH_UK> i have a big question guys
[19:40] <WilliamH_UK> oh wait, nvm
[19:40] <WilliamH_UK> sorry
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[22:58] <DarkoNeko> zzz =_=
[22:58] <geniice> hmmp HDR
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