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[[Image:The Seventh Seal.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The defining Bergman flick of all time. Man vs. Death to the death! As an interesting sidebar Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey spoofs the flick, in a stupid yet intelligent manner. I'm probably the only person to "get it" since the films inception.]]
 
[[Image:The Seventh Seal.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The defining Bergman flick of all time. Man vs. Death to the death! As an interesting sidebar Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey spoofs the flick, in a stupid yet intelligent manner. I'm probably the only person to "get it" since the films inception.]]
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'''[[Keyword:=Minks|Andrew Garrett Minks]]''' (born circa [[1989]] in [[Directory:Houston|Houston]], [[Directory:Texas|Texas]]) is a Junior at the University of Texas. However the "No Child Left Behind" act left me behind allowing me to pursue an eclectic knowledge of cinema, television, music, history, and other Jeopardy worthy topics.
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'''[[Keyword:=Minks|Andrew Garrett Minks]]''' (born [[1989]] in [[Directory:Houston|Houston]], [[Directory:Texas|Texas]]) is a film major at the University of Texas at Austin that does all of the videography for [[Directory:Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill|Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill]].
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I am a full fledged [[keyword:=wiki expert|wiki-expert]] and wiki developer through my [[Directory:Page Creations|Page Creations]] business which optimizes centiare listings. I also founded the [[Directory:Centiare/Store|centiare store]] and created a free public domain theater. I also just completed my first screenplay, [[Directory:Garrett Minks/Idle Riches|Idle Riches]], which I hope will get picked up and go into production soon. And if you were wondering the pie is from world famous Royers cafe and the picture was taken with my absolutely wonderful <embed><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FPanasonic-DMC-FX30K-Digital-Optical-Stabilized%2Fdp%2Faccessories%2FB000MW5JMU%3Fie%3DUTF8%26qid%3D1179099750%26sr%3D1-9%23accessories&tag=centiare-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=9325">panasonic lumix</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=centiare-20&amp;l=ur2&amp;o=1" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /></embed>.
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==Centiare Projects==
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==Page Creations==
 
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===Page Creations===
   
'''[[Directory:Page Creations|Page Creations]]''' is a company I founded that [[keyword:=andrew minks|for]] [[keyword:=film buff|a]] fee will create a high quality centiare listing displaying whatever it is you seek using all of knowledge of [[Keyword:=Search Engine Optimization|Search Engine Optimization]] to place you or your entity at the top of any google search.  
 
'''[[Directory:Page Creations|Page Creations]]''' is a company I founded that [[keyword:=andrew minks|for]] [[keyword:=film buff|a]] fee will create a high quality centiare listing displaying whatever it is you seek using all of knowledge of [[Keyword:=Search Engine Optimization|Search Engine Optimization]] to place you or your entity at the top of any google search.  
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===Public Domain Theater===
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'''[[Directory:Public Domain Theater|Public Domain Theater]]''' is a project I'm working on that "shows nothing but the best public domain movies and music videos available on the old interweb". Along with a high quality embedded video each listing includes, posters, background details, and interesting trivia. Here is the list so far. It grows by a few videos each day.
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===Centiare Store===
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'''[[Directory:Centiare/Store|The Centiare Store]]''' is the official one stop shop to purchase any and all of the wonderful centiare merchandise your heart desires. After reading <embed><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FFight-Club-Novel-Chuck-Palahniuk%2Fdp%2F0393327345%3Fie%3DUTF8%26s%3Dbooks%26qid%3D1179102021%26sr%3D1-1&tag=centiare-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=9325">Fight Club</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=centiare-20&amp;l=ur2&amp;o=1" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /></embed> +/- 10 times Tyler Durden will probably kill me for creating this but the green makes the world go round and keeps you from getting railroaded. Huh, I guess he's an elite/class theorist.
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==Views==
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===Political===
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My political evolution has been rapid but done in a fairly intelligent manner. After bouncing down basically the same path for the past few years I have become an ardent [[Directory:Libertarian Party|Libertarian]]. I'm a "South Park Republican" and a "Daily Show Democrat" with huge respect for George Carlin and Milton Friedman. I would say I wish the government could just deliver the mail but they seem to fail at that as well. I'm laissez-faire on absolutely everything besides the environment. We are a tiny blue marble in an unquantifiably big ocean of nothing. The browner the marble gets the closer we get losing our few thousand years of organized knowledge. Finally, I feel job number one two and three of our government protecting the Bill of Rights at all costs. As long as you don't infringe on my personal liberties do whatever you want. Sodomy, any of the -filias besides pedo-, Kevorkian machines, it's all good. 
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===Religious===
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After going back and forth from agnosticism to athiesm for a while I finally found my calling after reading <embed><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FGospel-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster%2Fdp%2F0812976568%3Fie%3DUTF8%26s%3Dbooks%26qid%3D1179101794%26sr%3D8-1&tag=centiare-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=9325">The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=centiare-20&amp;l=ur2&amp;o=1" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /></embed>. The FSM will bless us all one day with his Noodly Appendage. Everlasting peace with a beer volcano and a stripper factory and no tithing! I also try really hard to adhere to the eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts."<ref>
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# I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.
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# I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.
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# I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey - Samey. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.
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# I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F***<!--censored as per original--> Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.
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# I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B*******<!--censored as per original-->.
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# I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):
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<li>Ending Poverty
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<li>Curing Diseases
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<li>Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable<br>I Might be a Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM the Creator.
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<li> I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?
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<li> I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If the Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.
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</ol> ([http://www.venganza.org/ Sign me up at venganza.org])</ref>
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===The Wiki-Industrial Complex===
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The wiki system puts the collective minds of the world together moving the human race (who's winning?) forward much faster than the library at Alexandria. However people are generally stupid and destructive creatures so modifications are nessesary. I have been editing Wikipedia for over 2 years and 3,000 edits, the utopian vision still burns bright but idiot IP address are slowly bending wikipedia over and thrusting.
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Bring in Centiare, an infant still working out the kinks, but, at least it's running OS10 instead of XP. It allows glory whores to covet their own unique piece of cyberspace with opinions and everything! If the search engine optimize would stay on top of google 100% of the time instead of sporadically I would have full faith marketing a business around helping people get exposure on the internet. Most clients still appear with flying colors but the chance that I cannot guarantee absolute results every time deters me from pursuing the business further at this time.
      
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| interests = [[Subject_Interest::Money]], [[Subject_Interest::Boxing]], [[Subject_Interest::Film]],  [[Subject_Interest::Music]], [[Subject_Interest::Category:History|History]]
 
| interests = [[Subject_Interest::Money]], [[Subject_Interest::Boxing]], [[Subject_Interest::Film]],  [[Subject_Interest::Music]], [[Subject_Interest::Category:History|History]]
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*[[Web:=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Andman8|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Andman8 My Wikipedia User Page]]]  
 
*[[Web:=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Andman8|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Andman8 My Wikipedia User Page]]]  
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