Module:Motd/data/2012

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return {
[==[[[Airplane!|→]] [[Wikipedia:Collaborations|I just want to tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you.]]]==],
[==[[[Samuel Daniel|→]] [[WP:NOTDONE|By adversity]] are wrought <br />[[Wikipedia|The greatest work of admiration]], <br />And [[WP:FEATURE|all the fair examples of renown]] <br />Out of [[Wikipedia:Stress alerts|distress]] and [[WP:POORLY|misery]] are grown.]==],
[==[[[Edmund Burke|→]] The [[WP:UAL|greater the power]], the [[WP:NVC|more dangerous the abuse]].]==],
[==[[[Network (film)|→]] [[WP:MAD|I'm as mad as hell]], and [[WP:SPEEDY|I'm not going to take this anymore]]!]==],
[==[[[Theme Hospital|→]] [[WP:UW|Warning: A cheat is running the hospital! Hospital administrator is cheating!]]]==],
[==[[[Lou Gehrig|→]] [[WP:TOFA|Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth]]]==],
[==[[[Frank Zappa|→]] The first thing [[WP:EDIANS|you]] have to do if you want to raise [[Wikipedia:NEWCOMER|nice kids]], is you have [[Help:Wikipedia: The Missing Manual/Collaborating with Other Editors/Communicating with Your Fellow Editors|to talk]] to them like they are [[WP:WRITERS|people]] instead of talking to them like they're [[WP:OWNER|property]].]==],
[==[[[Jim Morrison|→]] [[WP:WRITERS|Friends]] [[WP:HELP|can help]] [[WP:TEAMWORK|each other]].]==],
[==[[[Pacuvius|→]] [[Wikipedia|Patria]] est ubicumque est [[WP:WWISG|bene]]<br /><small>("[[WP:WWISG|Where ever we are well]], [[Wikipedia|that is our country]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[John Keats|→]] [[Wikipedia|A thing of beauty]] is [[WP:WWISG|a joy forever]].]==],
[==[[[Garageland (song)|→]] Back in the [[Wikipedia|garage]] with my [[WP:CUV/T|bullshit detector]].]==],
[==[[[Frank Zappa|→]] [[WP:HELP|Information]] is not [[Portal:Contents|knowledge]]. [[Portal:Contents|Knowledge]] is not [[WP:WISDOM|wisdom]]. [[WP:WISDOM|Wisdom]] is not [[WP:TRUTH|truth]]. [[WP:TRUTH|Truth]] is not [[WP:PERFECT|beauty]]. [[WP:PERFECT|Beauty]] is not [[WP:LOVE|love]]. [[WP:LOVE|Love]] is not [[Wikipedia|music]]. [[Wikipedia|Music]] is [[WP:WWISG|the best]].]==],
[==[[[Via, Veritas, Vita|→]] [[Wikipedia:Contributing to Wikipedia|Via]], [[WP:HONEST|Veritas]], [[WP:DEV|Vita]]<br /><small>("[[Wikipedia:Contributing to Wikipedia|The Way]], [[WP:HONEST|The Truth]], [[WP:DEV|The Life]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Primo Levi|→]] The [[WP:Goal|aims]] of [[WP:PEDIA|life]] are the best defense against [[WP:FAIL|death]].]==],
[==[[[The Merchant of Venice|→]] [[WP:WPDAY|With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.]]]==],
[==[[[Samuel Beckett|→]] [[WP:CLARIFY|If by Godot I had meant God I would have said God, and not Godot.]]]==],
[==[[[Victor Hugo|→]] [[WP:CIVIL|Civil]] [[WP:WAR|war]]? What does that mean? Is there any foreign war? Isn’t [[WP:LEW|every war]] fought between [[WP:EDIANS|men]], between [[WP:COMMUNITY|brothers]]?]==],
[==[[[First Amendment|→]] [[WP:SOPA|Congress shall make no law […] abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press.]]]==],
[==[[[First Amendment|→]] [[WP:SOPA|Congress shall make no law […] abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press.]]]==],
[==[[[Dr. Strangelove|→]] [[WP:Don't assume|Mein Fuhrer, I can walk]]!]==],
[==[[[All About Eve|→]] You won't bore [[WP:VANDAL|him]], [[WP:EDIANS|honey]]. [[WP:RBI|You won't even get a chance to talk]].]==],
[==[[[User:Marcus Qwertyus|→]] [[Wikipedia:CSD#G12|Hi. I'm Marcus.]]]==],
[==[[[Viriliter age|→]] [[WP:VOLUNTEER|Viriliter Age]]<br /><small>("[[WP:VOLUNTEER|Act Courageously]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Oscar Wilde|→]] [[WP:DNFTT|Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.]]]==],
[==[[[Anonymity|→]] [[WP:Magnus Manske Day|Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software.]]]==],
[==[[[Benjamin Franklin|→]] [[WP:LOVE|Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.]]]==],
[==[[[The Theory and Practice of Oligarchical Collectivism|→]] The essential act of [[WP:WAR|war]] is [[WP:VANDALISM|destruction]], not necessarily of [[WP:EDIANS|human lives]], but of [[WP:ARTICLE|the products]] of [[WP:CONTRIBS|human labour]].]==],
[==[[[Down by Law (film)|→]] [[WP:AGF|Ah, thank you, Buzz off to you too.]]]==],
[==[[[Seal of Mississippi|→]] [[WP:CUV|Virtute]] et [[WP:CVU|armis]]<br /><small>("by [[WP:CUV|valor]] and [[WP:CVU|arms]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[All Along the Watchtower|→]] "[[WP:WATCH|All along the watchtower]], [[WP:PRINCESS|princes]] [[WP:Watchlistitis|kept the view]]; <br /> [[WP:GNOME|While the women]] [[WP:CTW|came and went]], [[WP:BOTS|barefoot servants too]]."]==],
[==[[[Rosa Luxemburg|→]] [[History of Wikipedia|I was]], [[Wikipedia:Introduction|I am]], [[m:The future of Wikipedia|I shall be]]!]==],
[==[[[Rosa Luxemburg|→]] [[WP:WRITERS|The masses]] are the decisive element, they are [[WP:EM|the rock]] on which [[m:The future of Wikipedia|the final victory]] of [[Wikipedia|the revolution]] will be [[Wikipedia:Modelling Wikipedia's growth|built]].]==],
[==[[[I Have a Dream|→]] [[Wikipedia:Free encyclopedia|Free at last! Free at last!]]]==],
[==[[[A Mari Usque Ad Mare|→]] [[Portal:Contents|A Mari Usque Ad Mare]]<br /><small>("[[Portal:Contents|From Sea to Sea]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Napoleon Bonaparte|→]] [[WP:TALK|A people which is able to say everything becomes able to do everything.]]]==],
[==[[[Aurora Leigh|→]] [[Wikipedia:Charitableness|Girls blush, sometimes, because they are alive]]]==],
[==[[[WP:RBK|Destroy]] the [[WP:VAN|evil]], promote [[WP:LOVE|love]] and [[WP:PEACE|peace]], and one day you'll get [[WP:STAR|rewarded from the heaven]]]==],
[==[[[Mark Twain|→]] [[WP:ADMIN|Man]] is the only [[User:Radiant!/Classification of admins|animal]] that deals in that atrocity of atrocities, [[WP:BLOCK|War]]!]==],
[==[[[Ab ovo|→]] [[WP:START|Ab ovo]]<br /><small>("[[WP:START|From the beginning]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Latin saying|→]] [[WP:DIVA|Brutum fulmen]] <br /> <small>([[WP:DIVA|Harmless thunderbolt]])</small>]==],
[==[[[Slaughterhouse-Five|→]] "[[WP:BITE|Poo-Tee-Weet]]?"]==],
[==[[[I Fought the Law|→]] [[WP:VANDAL|I fought]] [[WP:PG|the law]] [[WP:BLOCK|and the law won.]]]==],
[==[[[Shine On You Crazy Diamond|→]] Nobody knows [[WP:BREAK|where you are]], how [[WP:CTW|near]] or how [[WP:RETIRED|far]].]==],
[==[[[Dirty Dancing|→]] [[WP:NEWCOMER|Nobody puts Baby in a corner]].]==],
[==[[[Bob Dylan|→]] [[WP:FEET|A song is anything that can walk by itself]].]==],
[==[[[Joseph Heller|→]] [[WP:IAR|Rise above principle and do what's right.]]]==],
[==[[[All About Eve|→]] [[WP:NVC|Miss Casswell is an actress, a graduate of the Copacabana School of Dramatic Art]].]==],
[==[[[Jaz Coleman|→]] [[WP:KIND|The only thing that's important is random acts of kindness]]]==],
[==[[['Merican|→]] [[WP:GOI|You don't wanna listen <br /> You don't wanna understand.]]]==],
[==[[[Follow the Leaders|→]] [[Wikipedia:Follow the leader|Follow the leaders]]]==],
[==[[[Frankenchrist|→]] [[WP:BOTS|Computers never go on strike]]]==],
[==[[[Drunken Lullabies|→]] [[WP:FORG|Must it take a life for hateful eyes <br /> To glisten once again?]]]==],
[==[[[Antonio Gramsci|→]] [[Wikipedia:History of Wikipedian processes and people|History]] is at once [[WP:TEAMWORK|freedom]] and [[Wikipedia:Deletion process|necessity]].]==],
[==[[[List_of_Latin_phrases_%28C%29#castigat_ridendo_mores|→]] [[WP:ROFL|Castigat ridendo mores]] <br /><small>([[WP:ROFL|Correct customs by laughing at them]])</small>]==],
[==[[[The Merchant of Venice|→]] In the [[WP:WIAFA|Rialto]] you have [[WP:PR|rated me]]]==],
[==[[[Publilius Syrus|→]] [[WP:KOOLAID|Absentem laedit cum ebrio qui litigat]] <br /><small>("[[WP:KOOLAID|To quarrel with a drunk is to wrong a man who is not even there]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Janis Joplin|→]] [[WP:CTW|I think I think too much]]. [[WP:ADDICTED|That's why I drink]]!]==],
[==[([[WP:MOTD|This space for rent]])]==],
[==[[[Why Do They Call Me Mr. Happy?|→]] [[WP:MOTD|In everything I am]], [[Wikipedia:Motto of the day/Schedule|in everything I do]] <br />[[Wikipedia:Motto of the day/Participants|I am your servant]], [[Wikipedia:Motto_of_the_day#Have_an_idea_for_a_new_motto.3F|I need you]].]==],
[==[[[The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (film)|→]] [[WP:SERVICE|Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!]]]==],
[==[[[All the Young Punks (New Boots and Contracts)|→]] [[WP:EDIANS|All the young punks]] <br />[[WP:-D|Laugh your life 'cuz there ain't much to cry for]].]==],
[==[[[The Pogues|→]] [[WP:POV|That murderous, fascist bitch.]]]==],
[==[[[Ghostbusters|→]] [[m:Inclusionism|Dogs]] and [[m:Exclusionism|cats]] [[WP:CTW|living together]]? [[WP:WAR|Mass hysteria]]!]==],
[==[[[Motel 6|→]] [[Special:UserLogin|We'll leave the light on for you!]]]==],
[==[([[WP:MOTD|This space for rent]])]==],
[==[([[WP:MOTD|This space for rent]])]==],
[==[([[WP:MOTD|This space for rent]])]==],
[==[[[Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols|→]] Don't judge a [[WP:Article|book]] just by the [[WP:Infobox|cover]].]==],
[==[[[Sex Pistols|→]] [[WP:BLOCK|You're in suspension]]]==],
[==[[[Charles Shaar Murray|→]] [[WP:BAND|The kind of garage band who should be returned to the garage immediately.]]]==],
[==[[[Casablanca (film)|→]] We'll always have [[Wikipedia|Paris]].]==],
[==[[[Public Image (song)|→]] [[WP:IP!=VANDAL|You only see me for the clothes I wear]]]==],
[==[[[Monty Python and the Holy Grail|→]] [[WP:BLOCK|Help, help, I'm being repressed!]]]==],
[==[[[Richard Henry Horne|→]] A [[Wikipedia|sweet content]] <br />Passing all [[WP:WISDOM|wisdom]] or its fairest [[WP:TOFA|flower]].]==],
[==[[[List_of_Latin_phrases_(A)#Age_quod_agis|→]] [[WP:WRITERS|Age quod agis]] <br /><small>("[[WP:WRITERS|Do what you are doing]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Sir William Temple, 1st Baronet|→]] The [[WP:HOLIC|greatest medicine]] is a [[WP:FUN|true friend]].]==],
[==[[[Bob Dylan|→]] [[WP:Devnull|I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours.]]]==],
[==[[[Bob Dylan|→]] [[WP:SELF|I said that.]]]==],
[==[[[Noam Chomsky|→]] [[WP:EDIANS|Everyone]]’s worried about stopping [[WP:VANDALISM|terrorism]]. Well, there’s really an [[WP:EASY|easy]] [[WP:Ways to contribute|way]]: [[WP:Stop it|Stop participating in it]].]==],
[==[[[Epistulae morales ad Lucilium|→]] Aut [[WP:WSG|imiteris]] aut [[WP:SUCKS|oderis]] <br /><small>("Either [[WP:WSG|imitate]] it or [[WP:SUCKS|hate]] it")</small>]==],
[==[[[Novum Organum|→]] [[WP:WIP|We cannot conceive of any end or limit to the world, but always as of necessity it occurs to us that there is something beyond…]]]==],
[==[[[Essays (Francis Bacon)|→]] Certainly, in taking [[WP:REVENGE|revenge]], a man is but [[WP:KETTLE|even with his enemy]]; <br /> but in [[WP:FORG|passing it over]], he is superior; for [[WP:DNFTT|it is a prince's part to pardon]].]==],
[==[[[Francis Bacon|→]] [[WP:5THWHEEL|The world's a bubble, and the life of man less than a span.]]]==],
[==[[[Eugene Onegin|→]] Always [[WP:ILIKE|contented]] [[WP:EDITS|with his life]], <br />and [[WP:ARTICLE|with his dinner]], [[WP:GOCE|and his wife]].]==],
[==[[[The House of the Dead (novel)|→]] The [[WP:EDITS|degree]] of [[Help:Editing|civilization]] in a [[WP:ARTICLE|society]] can be judged by entering its [[WP:BLOCK|prisons]].]==],
[==[[[The State and Revolution|→]] So long as [[WP:OWNERSHIP|the state]] exists there is no [[WP:CONS|freedom]]. When there is [[WP:CONS|freedom]], there will be no [[WP:OWNERSHIP|state]].]==],
[==[[[Henry IV, Part 1|→]] [[WP:VANDAL|Send danger from the east unto the west]], <br />[[WP:CVU|So honor cross it from the north to south]].]==],
[==[[[Bob Dylan|→]] [[WP:Tired|I just lost all m' picnic spirit.]]]==],
[==[[[Bob Dylan|→]] [[WP:PETARD|So now I'm home investigatin' myself! <br />Hope I don't find out too much . . . Good God!]]]==],
[==[[[Richard Henry Horne|→]] [[WP:Timeline|Time and change can do no more.]]]==],
[==[[[William Wordsworth|→]] Now when the [[WP:FA|primrose]] makes a splendid [[Wikipedia:Main page|show]], <br />And [[WP:GA|lilies]] face the [[WP:HOW|March-winds]] in full blow.]==],
[==[[[Ambrose Bierce|→]] April fool, n. [[WP:VANDAL|The March fool]] with another month added to [[WP:BLOCK|his folly]].]==],
[==[[[Public Image (song)|→]] [[WP:TLDR|You never listen to a word i said]]]==],
[==[[[Auntie Mame (film)|→]] [[Wikipedia|Life]] is a [[Portal:Contents|banquet]] and [[WP:STUB|most poor suckers]] [[WP:AFD|are starving to death]]!]==],
[==[[[Oscar Wilde|→]] [[WP:EDITWAR|Revolution]] is a [[WP:POINT|successful effort]] to get rid of a [[WP:CLEANUP|bad government]] and set up a [[WP:LAME|worse]].]==],
[==[[[What Is to Be Done? (Tolstoy)|→]] [[WP:HELP|The vocation of every man and woman is to serve other people]].]==],
[==[[[War and Peace|→]] [[WP:NEWBIE|The only thing that we know is that we know nothing]] — [[WP:WISDOM|and that is the highest flight of human wisdom]].]==],
[==[[[A Calendar of Wisdom|→]] [[Help:Editing|When joy]] [[WP:BLOCK|disappears]], [[WP:NICETRY|look for your mistake]].]==],
[==[[[War and Peace|→]] The strongest of all warriors are these two — [[WP:CIVILITY|Time and Patience]].]==],
[==[[[As You Like It|→]] [[WP:PR|Sweet are the uses of adversity]], <br />Which, [[WP:STUB|like the toad, ugly and venomous]], <br />[[WP:BETTER|Wears yet a precious jewel in his head]]]==],
[==[[[If—|→]] If you can [[WP:Consensus|talk with crowds]] and keep your [[WP:NPOV|virtue]], yours is [[Wikipedia|the Earth and everything that's in it]].]==],
[==[[[Glenn (American artist)|→]] [[Wikipedia:Stub|Now]] is [[Wikipedia:BETTER|when things happen]]]==],
[==[[[Histories (Tacitus)|→]] [[WP:WAR|Bellum]] magis desierat, quam [[WP:PEACE|pax]] coeperat <br /><small>("It was rather that [[WP:WAR|war]] ended, than that [[WP:PEACE|peace]] began")</small>]==],
[==[[[Tristia|→]] [[Wikipedia:BARBARIAN|Barbarus hic ego sum]] <br /><small>("[[Wikipedia:BARBARIAN|I am the barbarian here]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[WP:DWIP|Look both ways, before you cross the street]].]==],
[==[[[Homer Simpson|→]] [[WP:Failure|Trying is just the first step toward failure.]]]==],
[==[A [[WP:EDITORS|fan]] remembers the [[Wikipedia|art]] of an [[User:Jimbo Wales|artist]] better than the artist himself.]==],
[==[[[Bertolt Brecht|→]] I sit on the [[WP:ABOUT|kerb]] <br />[[Wikipedia:WikiProject Guild of Copy Editors/Members|The driver]] [[WP:GOCE/REQ|changes]] <br />[[WP:ARTICLE|the wheel]]. [...]]==],
[==[[[Bertolt Brecht|→]] [...] [[WP:IDONTLIKE|I don't like to be]], [[WP:FIRST|where I'm coming from]]. <br />[[WP:IDONTLIKE|I don't like to be]], [[WP:OWN|where I'm going to]]. [...]]==],
[==[[[Bertolt Brecht|→]] [...] Why do I watch the [[WP:GOCE|wheel change]] <br />[[WP:CIVILITY|With impatience]]?]==],
[==[[[Eugene Onegin|→]] [[WP:ANI|Habit]] is [[WP:ABOUT|Heaven]]'s own redress: <br />it takes the place of [[WP:CIVILITY|happiness]].]==],
[==[[[Thomas Gray|→]] [[WP:TERROR|The bad affright]], afflict [[Wikipedia:WikiProject Terrorism/Peer review|the best]]!]==],
[==[[[Gone with the Wind (film)|→]] I'm going to live through [[WP:WAR|this]], and when it'[[WP:DR|s all over]], I'[[WP:REALPROBLEM|ll never be hungry again]] - no, nor [[Portal:Contents|any of my folks]]!]==],
[==[[[Rodney King|→]] [[WP:Tendentious editing|Why Can’t We All Just Get Along?]]]==],
[==[[[WP:TP|Debate and discuss]] but don't [[WP:BITE|argue]] with a friend; you may [[WP:WIN|win the argument]], but you will [[WP:LOSE2WIN|lose your friend]].]==],
[==[[[Paul McCartney|→]] [[WP:PEW|I don't care too much for money]]. Money can't buy me [[WP:NPOV|love]].]==],
[==[[[Elbert Hubbard|→]] The reason men oppose [[WP:NOTDONE|progress]] is not that they hate progress, but that they love [[Wikipedia:Inertia|inertia]].]==],
[==[[[Special:ListUsers|Everybody]] has a [[WP:YFA|story to tell]]]==],
[==[[[All your base are belong to us|→]] [[Wikipedia:WTF|All your base are belong to us]]]==],
[==[[[WP:NEVERMIND|It is hard to improve without admitting error]].]==],
[==[[[Men in Black (film)|→]] Let's [[WP:ACCOUNT|put it on.]] [[Wikipedia|The last suit]] [[WP:Editing|you'll ever wear.]]]==],
[==[[[On the Waterfront|→]] [[WP:VOA|I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.]]]==],
[==[[[Bhagavad Gita|→]] Let the [[WP:Spam|darkness]] be [[WP:Deletion process|gone]] and let there be light.]==],
[==[[[Desiderius Erasmus|→]] [[Wikipedia:CREATE|Aurora]] [[WP:EDITORS|Musis]] amica <br /><small>("[[Wikipedia:CREATE|Dawn]] is friend to the [[WP:EDITORS|Muses]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:The duck test|If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck,]] [[Wikipedia:Sock puppetry|then it probably is a duck]]]==],
[==[[[Rocky Balboa (film)|→]] It ain't about [[Wikipedia:FA|how hard you hit]]; it's about [[Wikipedia:DR|how hard you can get hit]], and [[Wikipedia:COOL|keep moving forward]].]==],
[==[[[Prince William|→]] [[WP:BRO|You're responsible for your actions, so you don't blame other people.]]]==],
[==[[[Bellum omnium contra omnes|→]] [[WP:LAME|Bellum omnium contra omnes]]<br /><small>("[[WP:LAME|The war of all against all]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[User:Ankit Maity|→]] [[WP:ROPE|Give it to him]]. Why? [[WP:C|It's his]].]==],
[==[[[Garageland (song)|→]] [[WP:DIVA|They think they're so clever,]] [[WP:ENTITLED|they think they're so right]] <br /> But the [[m:The future of Wikipedia|truth]] is only known by [[WP:NEWBIE|guttersnipe]]]==],
[==[[[Orson Welles|→]] [[WP:FIXED|At twenty-one, so many things appear solid, permanent, untenable.]]]==],
[==[[[Citizen Kane|→]] [[WP:VPI|I think it would be fun to run a newspaper.]]]==],
[==[[[Oscar Wilde|→]] [[WP:WIAA|No object]] is [[WP:STUB|so ugly]] that, [[WP:DEV|under certain conditions]], it [[WP:FA|will not look beautiful]].]==],
[==[[[De rerum natura|→]] Nil [[Wikipedia:Starting an article|posse creari]] de [[WP:FAIL|nihilo]]. <br /><small>("Nothing [[Wikipedia:Starting an article|can be created]] from [[WP:FAIL|nothing]].")</small>]==],
[==[[[Michael Jackson|→]] I'm starting with [[WP:EDIANS|the man in the mirror]]; I'm asking him [[WP:BOLD|to change his ways]]]==],
[==[[[The Lay of the Last Minstrel|→]] [[WP:WP (C)|This is my own, my native land!]]]==],
[==[[[Napoleon|→]] [[WP:CIR|Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence]]]==],
[==[[[Sticks and Stones (nursery rhyme)|→]] [[WP:LIARLIAR|Sticks and Stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me.]]]==],
[==[[[Leningrad Cowboys Go America|→]] [[m:Inclusionism|Everything goes there]]]==],
[==[[[Zhang Weidong|→]] You can not become a [[Template:Tutnum|fat man]] by one [[WP:edit|meal]].]==],
[==[[[Martin Luther King, Jr|→]] Nothing in the world is more dangerous than [[WP:CIR|sincere ignorance]] and [[WP:RRRSAITYRRRSNC|consciencious stupidity]].]==],
[==[[[Janis Joplin|→]] [[WP:Questions wanting answers|Being an intellectual creates a lot of questions and no answers.]]]==],
[==[[[Henry Wadsworth Longfellow|→]] If you would hit [[WP:PERFECT|the mark]], you must [[WP:MOS|aim a little above it]]: Every [[WP:EDIT|arrow]] that flies feels the [[WP:PG|pull]] of the [[Wikipedia|earth]].]==],
[==[[[Caddyshack|→]] [[Wikipedia:Bots|So I got that going for me, which is nice]].]==],
[==[[[Guybrush Threepwood|→]] [[Wikipedia:FP|That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!]]]==],
[==[[[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|→]] [[WP:TOWEL|A towel … is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have.]]]==],
[==[[[Mae West|→]] [[WP:PEDIANS|You]] only live once, but if you [[WP:CONSENSUS|do it right]], [[WP:ONCE|once is enough]].]==],
[==[[[London's Burning (song)|→]] [[WP:HOLIC|I can't think of a better way to spend the night.]] <br /> Than [[WP:CTW|speeding around]] underneath the yellow lights.]==],
[==[[[The Little Prince|→]] [[WP:DGAF|Certainly, for us who understand life, figures are a matter of indifference.]]]==],
[==[[[WP:PKA|Don't pull kitty's tail]]. [[WP:RRRSAITYRRRSNC|Don't dump junk articles on Wikipedia]].]==],
[==[[[Michel de Montaigne|→]] One must be [[WP:FUN|a little foolish]], if one does not want to be [[WP:RRRSAITYRRRSNC|even more stupid]].]==],
[==[Generally, [[WP:DOOR|if a door is locked]], [[Wikipedia:Protection policy|it will not open]] [[WP:CIVIL|unless you have the key]]]==],
[==[[[Publilius Syrus|→]] [[WP:QUICK|Bis dat qui cito dat]]<br /><small>("[[WP:QUICK|He gives twice who gives promptly]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Philip James Bailey|→]] [[WP:CTW|Our deeds]] are sometimes better than [[WP:POINT|our thoughts]]]==],
[==[[[On Golden Pond (1981 film)|→]] Listen to me, mister. [[Wikipedia:WikiKnight|You're my knight in shining armor]]. Don't you forget it. [[WP:FIVE|You're going to get back on that horse]], and [[WP:CTW|I'm going to be right behind you]], holding on tight, and away [[WP:WIP|we're gonna go, go, go]]!]==],
[==[[[Mark Twain|→]] [[WP:RANDY|Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.]]]==],
[==[[[Insult swordfighting|→]] "[[WP:INSULT|You fight like a dairy farmer]]"<br/>"[[WP:DNFTT|How appropriate. You fight like a cow.]]"]==],
[==[[[A. A. Milne|→]] [[WP:LIARLIAR|If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.]]]==],
[==[[[The Hustler (film)|→]] [[WP:PEW|You owe me money]]!]==],
[==[[[Persius|→]] [[WP:PETARD|Caedimus, inque vicem praebemus crura sagittis]] <br /><small>("[[WP:PETARD|We shoot, and in turn expose our legs to arrows]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Neil Young|→]] Of course you have to support [[WP:CVU|the troops]].]==],
[==[[[King Kong (1933 film)|→]] Oh, no, it wasn't the [[WP:ADMIN|airplanes]]. It was [[WP:PAGE|Beauty]] killed the [[WP:VANDAL|Beast]].]==],
[==[[[Poor Richard's Almanack|→]] A truly great [[WP:PEDIAN|man]] will neither [[WP:BITE|trample on a worm]] nor sneak to an [[WP:ADMIN|emperor]].]==],
[==[[[Chico Marx|→]] Who you gonna believe, [[Wikipedia|me]] or [[WP:RS|your own eyes?]]]==],
[==[[[Kinky Friedman|→]] [[WP:NSOFT|Beauty]] is in the eye of the [[WP:99BOTTLES|beer-holder]].]==],
[==[[[Martin Luther King, Jr.|→]] Faith is [[WP:BOLD|taking the first step]] even when you don't see [[WP:PG|the whole staircase]].]==],
[==[[[Benjamin Franklin|→]] [[WP:PG|Tell me]] and I forget, [[WP:ADOPT|teach me]] and I may remember, [[WP:EDIT|involve me]] and I learn.]==],
[==[[[John Hume|→]] When people are [[WP:WAR|divided]], the only solution is [[WP:DR|agreement]].]==],
[==[[[Henri Estienne|→]] If [[WP:NEWCOMER|youth]] knew, if [[WP:DIVA|age]] could.]==],
[==[[[Hesperides (poetry)|→]] [[WP:CALM|Know when to speake]]; for many times it [[WP:ATAEW|brings <br />Danger]] to give [[WP:TRUTH|the best advice]] [[WP:TIGER|to kings]].]==],
[==[[[Dwight D. Eisenhower|→]] [[WP:EDIA|This world of ours]]… must avoid becoming a community of dreadful [[WP:UCEPE|fear]] and [[WP:HATE|hate]], and be, instead, a [[WP:HEC|proud confederation of mutual trust and respect]].]==],
[==[[[Jean de La Fontaine|→]] [[WP:AVBL|A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it.]]]==],
[==[[[Moses|→]] [[WP:MOSES|What if they do not believe me or listen to me and say, 'The Lord did not appear to you'?]]]==],
[==[[[The Producers (1968 film)|→]] [[WP:ARBCOM|We find the defendants incredibly guilty]].]==],
[==[[[Isaac Watts|→]] Strange! that [[WP:WRITERS|a harp of thousand strings]] <br />[[WP:COMMUNITY|Should keep in tune so long]].]==],
[==[[[Metamorphoses|→]] [[History of Wikipedia|Causa latet]], [[WP:WSG|vis est notissima]] <br /><small>("[[History of Wikipedia|The cause is hidden]], but [[WP:WSG|the result is well known]].")</small>]==],
[==[[[Ovid|→]] [[WP:Tired|Take rest; a field that has rested gives a bountiful crop.]]]==],
[==[[[Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|→]] [[Wikipedia:Free encyclopedia|You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.]]]==],
[==[[[Easter, 1916|→]] [[WP:STUB|All]] changed, [[WP:ITJ|changed utterly]]: <br />A [[WP:FA|terrible beauty]] is born.]==],
[==[[[Livy|→]] [[WP:CHILL|Haste is blind and improvident.]]]==],
[==[[[The Birds (play)|→]] [[WP:AT|How about 'Cloudcuckooland'?]]]==],
[==[[[Guy Fawkes|→]] A [[WP:VOA|desperate disease]] requires a [[WP:BLOCK|dangerous remedy]].]==],
[==[[[Wolfe Tone|→]] [[WP:CIR|I find then, that i am but a bad anatomist.]]]==],
[==[[[Another Fine Mess|→]] [[WP:OOPS|Another fine mess you've gotten me into]].]==],
[==[[[Eureka (word)|→]] [[WP:SOLVED|Eureka!]]]==],
[==[[[Jimmy Wales|→]] [[WP:HERE|Remember what we are doing here.]]]==],
[==[[[Ernest Rutherford|→]] [[WP:Fundraising|We haven't got the money, so we've got to think!]]]==],
[==[[[Robert Burns|→]] [[WP:RIP|Tho' losses and crosses <br />Be lessons right severe]], <br />[[WP:COMMUNITY|There's wit there]], [[WP:WCAA|ye'll get there]], <br />[[WP:WSG|Ye'll find nae otherwhere]].]==],
[==[[[All About Eve|→]] [[WP:DEV|All of a sudden, she's playing Hamlet's mother!]]]==],
[==[[[Cicero|→]] [[Wikipedia:Don't cry wolf|Cito enim arescit lacrima, præsertim in alienis malis]]<br /><small>("[[Wikipedia:Don't cry wolf|Soon indeed is dried the tear, especially when it is shed for the misfortunes of others]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Operation Ivy (band)|→]] There's a [[WP:WAR|war]] going down between [[WP:EDITOR|my brothers]] tonight <br />[[WP:DR|I dont want no war going down, going down tonight.]]]==],
[==[[[Punk in drublic|→]] [[WP:OWN|Possessions never meant anything to me.]]]==],
[==[[[Lost in the Supermarket|→]] I came [[WP:UPDC|in here]] for a special offer <br /> A guarantee [[WP:UP|personality]]]==],
[==[[[Winston Churchill|→]] It has been said that [[WP:Consensus|democracy]] is the worst form of government except [[WP:What Wikipedia is not#Community|all the others that have been tried]].]==],
[==[[[WP:JIMBOSAID|Argumentum ad Jimbonem]]]==],
[==[[[A Tale of Two Cities|→]] [[WP:FREEE|Liberty]], [[WP:NVC|equality]], [[WP:PEACE|fraternity]], or [[WP:BLOCK|death]]; — the last, much the easiest to bestow, [[WP:ADMIN|O Guillotine]]!]==],
[==[[[Thomas Noel (poet)|→]] [[WP:EDIT|Rattle]] his bones over the [[WP:MOS|stones]]; <br />He's only a [[WP:STUB|pauper]], [[WP:OWN|whom nobody owns]]!]==],
[==[[[Oscar Wilde|→]] [[WP:ENGVAR|We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.]]]==],
[==[[[User:AutomaticStrikeout|→]] I [[WP:PATROL|came]], I saw [[WP:VAN|vandalism]], I [[WP:RV|reverted it]] and [[WP:WARN|warned the vandal]]]==],
[==[[[Uxbridge English Dictionary|→]] [[Wikipedia:Glossary|Livery - Like a liver]]]==],
[==[Everyone is part-[[WP:GNOME|gnome]]]==],
[==[[[Elbert Hubbard|→]] [[WP:TAGBOMB|The man who can tell others what to do and how to do it, but never does it himself.]]]==],
[==[[[Falstaff|→]] [[WP:EDITDISC|The better part of valour is discretion.]]]==],
[==[[[Winston Churchill|→]] [[WP:W2W|This is english up with which i will not put.]]]==],
[==[[[Robert De Niro's Waiting...|→]] Robert De Niro's waiting, [[Wikipedia:Local Embassy|talking Italian]]]==],
[==[[[User:Simply south|→]] [[WP:STREET|I have seen of the street]]]==],
[==[[[The Magic School Bus|→]] [[WP:BOLD|Take chances! Make mistakes! Get messy!]]]==],
[==[[[Anabasis (Xenophon)|→]] [[WP:WIKIPEDIA|The sea! The sea!]]]==],
[==[[[Ulysses (poem)|→]] Tho' [[WP:WASTE|much is taken]], [[WP:WAIT|much abides]]; and though <br/>[[WP:MISS|We are not now that strength which in old days]] <br/>[[WP:EDIT|Moved]] earth and heaven; [[WP:WRITERS|that which we are, we are]]; <br/> [[WP:COMMUNITY|One equal temper of heroic hearts]], <br/>[[WP:ODNT|Made weak by time and fate]], but [[WP:BOLD|strong in will]] <br/>To [[WP:CTW|strive]], to [[WP:ITJ|seek]], to [[WP:FIND|find]], and not to [[WP:WIF|yield]].]==],
[==[[[Easter, 1916|→]] [[WP:EDIANS|I have met them at close of day]] <br />[[WP:FB|Coming with vivid faces]] <br />From [[WP:EC|counter]] or [[WP:PROJ|desk]] among grey <br />[[WP:WIAA|Eighteenth-century houses.]] <br />[[WP:TLDR|I have passed with a nod of the head]] <br />[[WP:WoT|Or polite meaningless words.]]]==],
[==[[[John Adams|→]] [[WP:PG|A government of laws, and not of men.]]]==],
[==[[[Joseph Franklin Rutherford|→]] By his [[WP:BRAR|disobedience of God's law]], Adam [[WP:BLOCK|lost everything for himself]].]==],
[==[[[Gospel of Matthew|→]] [[WP:TEACHERS|Beware of the false teachers]] — men who come to you in [[WP:IANAE|sheep's fleeces]], but beneath that disguise they are [[WP:VANDALS|ravenous wolves]].]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:Hardware status|Hardware, ''n.'': The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.]]]==],
[==[[[William Tecumseh Sherman|→]] [[WP:WAR|War]] is [[WP:HELL|hell]].]==],
[==[[[Niels Bohr|→]] An [[WP:ADMIN|expert]] is a man who has [[WP:AGF|made all the mistakes which can be made]].]==],
[==[[[WP:NPOV|If I want your opinion, I'll ask for it.]]]==],
[==[[[Johann Gottfried Herder|→]] [[WP:WRITES|Wir leben immer in einer Welt, die wir uns selbst bilden.]] <br /><small>"[[WP:WRITES|We live in a world we ourselves create.]]"</small>]==],
[==[[[Elbert Hubbard|→]] [[WP:BLOCK|Die, ''v.'']]: To stop [[WP:VAN|sinning]] suddenly.]==],
[==[[[Noam Chomsky|→]] [[WP:BIAS|The internet is an elite organization.]]]==],
[==[[[Meditations|→]] [[WP:OPINION|Remember that all is opinion.]]]==],
[==[[[Revolution Rock|→]] [[WP:PATROL|With my good eye on the beat]]]==],
[==[[[Neil Young|→]] [[WP:ENJOY|It's cool to go places where working people are happy.]]]==],
[==[[[Homer Simpson|→]] [[WP:NEGOTIATION|Aw, come on gravity… You used to be cool.]]]==],
[==[[[Pierre de Coubertin|→]] L'important [[WP:CTW|dans la vie]] [[WP:WIN|ce n'est point le triomphe]], mais [[WP:WIP|le combat]], l'essentiel [[WP:OWN|ce n'est pas d'avoir vaincu]] mais de [[WP:BETTER|s'être bien battu]].<br /><small>"The important thing [[WP:CTW|in life]] [[WP:WIN|is not the triumph]] but [[WP:WIP|the struggle]], the essential thing [[WP:OWN|is not to have conquered]] but [[WP:BETTER|to have fought well]]."</small>]==],
[==[[[Bible errata#King James|→]] [[WP:TYOP|Printers have persecuted me without a cause.]]]==],
[==[[[Habanera (aria)|→]] [[WP:WikiLove|L'amour]] est enfant de [[WP:WIKIPEDIANS|Bohême]], il n'a jamais, jamais connu de [[Wikipedia:Policies and guidelines|loi]] <br /> <small>"[[WP:WikiLove|Love]] is a [[WP:WIKIPEDIANS|gypsy's]] child, it has never, never known the [[Wikipedia:Policies and guidelines|law]]"</small>]==],
[==[[[Jean de La Fontaine|→]] [[meta:What is a troll?|Everyone]] has his faults which he continually repeats: neither [[WP:BLOCK|fear]] nor [[WP:AAAARGH|shame]] can cure them.]==],
[==[[[Marianne Williamson|→]] In [[meta:power illusion|the world of illusion]], we are lost and imprisoned, slaves to [[WP:GREED|our appetites and our will to false power]].]==],
[==[[[Homer Simpson|→]] [[WP:TIINSB|The Internet? Is that thing still around?]]]==],
[==[[[Ted Nelson|→]] Any fool can use a computer. [[WP:RANDY|Many do.]]]==],
[==[[[Captain Queeg|→]] [[WP:HOAX|I kid you not.]]]==],
[==[[[Michel de Montaigne|→]] [[WP:IMRIGHT|He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is weak.]]]==],
[==[[[Dr. Seuss|→]] [[WP:FUN|Fun is good.]]]==],
[==[[[Confucius|→]] [[WP:KISS|Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.]]]==],
[==[[[Yoda|→]] [[WP:H|Help you I can, yes.]]]==],
[==[[[Molière|→]] [[WP:POT|One should examine oneself for a very long time before thinking of condemning others.]]]==],
[==[[[MPATHG|→]] [[WP:BBL|Why do you think I have this outrageous accent]], [[WP:PA|you silly king]]?]==],
[==[[[User:MarnetteD|→]] When [[WP:EW|frustrations]] build <br />[[WP:WATCHCONTROL|clicking on the star]] <br />[[WP:BIGDEAL|Brings one closer to WikiNirvana]]]==],
[==[[[Homer|→]] There is [[WP:CTW|a time for many words]], and there is also [[WP:BREAK|a time for sleep]].]==],
[==[[[Homer Simpson|→]] [[WP:Apology|I never apologise. I'm sorry but that's just the way I am.]]]==],
[==[[[Carol Ann Duffy|→]] This is legacy- <br/>[[WP:NEWCOMER|young lives respected]], [[WP:ADOPT|cherished]], [[WP:EM|valued]], [[WP:NEWBIE|helped]] <br/>to [[WP:EDIT|sprint]], [[WP:HANDLE|swim]], [[WP:CIVIL|bowl]], [[WP:FIRM|box]], [[WP:RELAX|play]], [[WP:CLUE|excel]], [[WP:CTW|belong]]; <br/>[[WP:COMMUNITY|believe community is self in multitude]]- <br/>[[WP:HWPP|the way the past still dedicates to us]] <br/>[[WP:LIGHT|its distant, present light]]. [[WP:TIMELESS|The same high sky]], <br/>same [[WP:EDITENV|East End moon]], above [[WP:EDIA|this reclaimed wilderness]], <br/>where [[WP:ODNT|relay boys are raced by running ghosts]].]==],
[==[[[Voltaire|→]] [[WP:MOTD|The art of quoting is the art of those who cannot think for themselves.]]]==],
[==[[[Abraham Lincoln|→]] [[WP:DIG|He has a right to criticize, who has a heart to help.]]]==],
[==[[[Antoine de Saint-Exupéry|→]] [[WP:NORUSH|It's never too late to do something.]]]==],
[==[[[Northern Star (newspaper of the Society of United Irishmen)|→]] [[WP:RF|The public will our guide, the public good our end.]]]==],
[==[[[English Civil War (song)|→]] [[WP:JOHNNY|When Johnny comes marching home again…]]]==],
[==[[[DON'T PANIC!|→]] [[Wikipedia:Seriously, don't panic!|DON'T PANIC!]]]==],
[==[[[Joe Strummer|→]] [[meta:The future of Wikipedia|The Future Is Unwritten]]]==],
[==[[[Christina Rossetti|→]] Can anything be sadder than [[WP:REALPROBLEM|work left unfinished]]? Yes, [[WP:REQUEST|work never begun]].]==],
[==[[[Polonius|→]] [[WP:BRIEF|Brevity is the soul of wit.]]]==],
[==[[[Robert Benchley|→]] [[WP:QUIET|Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.]]]==],
[==[[[Charlotte Whitton|→]] We all have ability. The difference is [[WP:MOTD/N/IR|how we use it]].]==],
[==[[[Charlie Chaplin|→]] [[Wikipedia:Failure|Failure is unimportant.]] [[WP:DSYF|It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.]]]==],
[==[[[Le Petit Soldat|→]] [[WP:BRD|The time for action has past, the time for reflection has come.]]]==],
[==[[[WP:TIO|You want to step outside?]]]==],
[==[[[Wolves in Wolves' Clothing|→]] [[WP:BLOCK|Executed by the state]], [[WP:NOTSOLOMON|all appeals would be in vain]].]==],
[==[[[User:Jimbo Wales|→]] [[meta:GodKing|My usual authoritarian and bossy manner.]]]==],
[==[[[Winston Churchill|→]] [[WP:HAHA|A joke is a very serious thing.]]]==],
[==[[[Murphy (novel)|→]] Any fool can [[WP:SHUN|turn a blind eye]] but who knows what [[WP:OSTRICH|the ostrich sees in the sand]].]==],
[==[[[WP:BRO|Oh brother, where art thou?]]]==],
[==[[[Conflict (band)|→]] [[Wikipedia:Shouting things loudly does not make them true|A few words spoken quietly mean so much when said just right.]]]==],
[==[[[Monty Python and the Holy Grail|→]] [[WP:PN|…and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.]]]==],
[==[[[Howard Zinn|→]] [[WP:WHYDOYOUHATEWP|Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.]]]==],
[==[[[Oscar Wilde|→]] [[WP:BIM|An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.]]]==],
[==[[[Harry S. Truman|→]] [[Wikipedia:The End|The buck stops here!]]]==],
[==[[[Colum Cille|→]] [[WP:A|To every cow her half, to every book it's copy.]]]==],
[==[[[Michael Collins|→]] [[WP:AGF|My own fellow countrymen won't kill me.]]]==],
[==[[[Macbeth|→]] [[WP:CITE|Say, from whence you owe such strange intelligence.]]]==],
[==[[[Will Rogers|→]] [[WP:AGF|Do the best you can]], and [[WP:SERIOUSBUSINESS|don't take life too serious]].]==],
[==[[[Alfred Nobel|→]] If I have a thousand [[WP:RA|ideas]] and only one turns out to be [[WP:FA|good]], I am satisfied.]==],
[==[[[The Dickies|→]] [[WP:DUH|What's this I find to my surprise]] <br /> [[WP:VSCA|Those fans that I idolized]] <br /> [[WP:DUDE|No longer seem to exist]]]==],
[==[[[wikt:all roads lead to Rome|→]] [[WP:ROADFAN|All roads lead to Rome.]]]==],
[==[[[François Fénelon|→]] All [[Wikipedia:Edit warring|wars]] are civil wars, because all [[Wikipedia:Wikipedians|men]] are [[Wikipedia:Friends|brothers]].]==],
[==[[[MPATHG|→]] [[WP:FORG|Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.]]]==],
[==[[[Bram Cohen|→]] [[m:MPOV|When I put my mind to it I can be a megalomaniac.]]]==],
[==[[[Infant Joy|→]] [[WP:SPADE|What shall I call thee?]]]==],
[==[[[Monty Python and the Holy Grail|→]] Oh, but you can't expect to [[WP:ADMINITIS|wield supreme executive power]] just because [[WP:RFA|some watery tart]] threw [[WP:ADMINTOOLS|a sword]] at you.]==],
[==[[[MPATHG|→]] [[WP:WITCHHUNT|I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch!]]]==],
[==[[[Franz Kafka|→]] [[WP:CANTBREAKIT|To believe in the indestructible element.]]]==],
[==[[[Plato|→]] If a man neglects [[WP:5P|education]], he walks [[WP:LAME|lame]] to [[WP:BLOCK|the end of his life]].]==],
[==[[[The Meanest of Times|→]] [[WP:PRINCIPLES|Yeah, it's your principles at stake.]]]==],
[==[[[Sartor Resartus|→]] [[WP:FNORD|Be not the slave of Words.]]]==],
[==[[[Abraham Lincoln|→]] [[WP:HOAX|Don't believe everything on the internet.]]]==],
[==[[[Queen Victoria|→]] [[WP:APPEAL|I'll be good.]]]==],
[==[[[The French Revolution: A History|→]] [[WP:GRAPES|A whiff of grapeshot.]]]==],
[==[[[Pale Blue Dot: A Vision of the Human Future in Space|→]] Look again at [[WP:Wikipedia|that dot]]. That's [[WP:Here|here]]. That's [[Wikipedia:Home page|home]]. That's [[WP:Community|us]].]==],
[==[[[Much Ado About Nothing|→]] I pray thee cease [[WP:CREEP|thy counsel]]. <br />Which falls into [[WP:POLICY|mine ears]] as profitless <br />As [[WP:IGNORE|water in a sieve]].]==],
[==[[[Citizen Kane|→]] [[WP:POINT|Everything was his idea]]... [[WP:FORGIVE|except my leaving him]].]==],
[==[[[Wolves in Wolves' Clothing|→]] [[WP:Vandalism is pointless|What I did had no significance at all.]]]==],
[==[[[Dropkick Murphys|→]] [[WP:PG|If they can make a law]] then [[WP:IAR|I can break a law]] <br />If I can [[WP:BRAR|break]] the law [[WP:BLOCK|will the law break me]]?]==],
[==[[[Thomas Edison|→]] [[WP:LIGHTBULB|We now know a thousand ways not to build a lightbulb]]]==],
[==[[[James Henry Leigh Hunt|→]] [[WP:FLAMEBOX|The laughing queen that caught the world's great hands.]]]==],
[==[[[Herbert Hoover|→]] [[WP:EVERYONE|All men are equal before fish.]]]==],
[==[[[Anaïs Nin|→]] [[WP:HOLIC|This diary is my kief, hashish and opium pipe]]. This is [[WP:IHOL|my drug]] and [[WP:EWI|my vice]].]==],
[==[[[Homer Simpson|→]] Ah, beer. [[WP:DRUNKEDIT|The cause of and the solution to all of life’s problems.]]]==],
[==[[[Winston Churchill|→]] [[WP:TL;DR|The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read.]]]==],
[==[[[Floccinaucinihilipilification|→]] [[WP:GLOSSARY|floccinaucinihilipilification]]]==],
[==[[[WP:THEMUSICALFRUIT|→]] Whatever you do, <u>don't</u> [[Special:UserLogout|click here]].]==],
[==[[[Bible errata#The Great Bible|→]] [[Template:Food Wikilove templates|Is there no treacle in Gilead?]]]==],
[==[[[Joseph Stalin|→]] [[WP:CNN|It's not the votes that count]]. It's [[WP:CRAT|who counts the votes]].]==],
[==[[[David Dixon|→]] Three things are certain: <br />Death, taxes, and lost data. <br />[[WP:DUDE|Guess which has occurred]].]==],
[==[[[wikt:the more the merrier|→]] [[Wikipedia:Still more Best of BJAODN|The more, the merrier!]]]==],
[==[[[Winston Churchill|→]] To [[WP:DISCUSS|jaw-jaw]] is always better than to [[WP:WAR|war-war]].]==],
[==[[[Albert Einstein|→]] [[WP:TIMDAY|The faster you go, the shorter you are.]]]==],
[==[[[Corinthians|→]] In the [[WP:TWINKLE|twinkling of an eye]], we shall be [[WP:EDIT|changed]].]==],
[==[[[Bion|→]] [[WP:UNCOOL|Boys throw stones at frogs for fun, but the frogs don't die for 'fun', but in sober earnest.]]]==],
[==[[[Edsger W. Dijkstra|→]] If [[WP:BUGS|debugging is the process of removing bugs]], then [[WP:DEVBEANS|programming must be the process of putting [bugs] in.]]]==],
[==[[[Acronym|→]] [[WP:DORK|Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand]]]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:TAFI|Make Today Count]]]==],
[==[[[The Constitution is not a suicide pact|→]] ''[[WP:PACT|The Constitution is not a suicide pact.]]'']==],
[==[[[Lolcat|→]] [[WP:PONY|I Can Haz Pony?]]]==],
[==[[[Love for Love|→]] [[WP:ATTP|Has he not a rogue's face?]]]==],
[==[[[User:Bwilkins|→]] From each according to [[WP:5P|the rules]], to each according to [[WP:CONSENSUS|consensus]].]==],
[==[[[Cut the Crap|→]] I'm gonna [[WP:TPS|prowl]] your [[WP:TALK|neighborhood]].]==],
[==[[[Helen Keller|→]] Be not [[WP:DICK|dumb]], [[WP:FOLLOW|obedient]] [[WP:MEAT|slaves]] in [[WP:VAND|an army of destruction]]. [[WP:HERE|Be heroes in an army of construction]].]==],
[==[[[King Lear|→]] I am a [[WP:RELAX|very foolish]], fond old man, <br />[[WP:ODNT|Fourscore an upward' not an hour more or less;]] <br />And, to deal plainly, <br />[[WP:MADMEN|I fear I am not in my perfect mind]].]==],
[==[[[Antony and Cleopatra|→]] [[WP:BITE|Peace, peace!]] <br /> Doth thou not see [[WP:NEWBIE|my baby]] at my breast?]==],
[==[[[Glengarry Glen Ross (film)|→]] [[WP:LEAD|The leads are weak]]? [[WP:DIE|''You're weak!'']]]==],
[==[[[Dave Barry|→]] [[WP:DBR|Database, ''n.'': the information you lose when your memory crashes.]]]==],
[==[[[2010: The Year We Make Contact|→]] [[WP:BSI|My God, it's full of stars.]]]==],
[==[[[Catherine the Great|→]] [[WP:STAR|I praise loudly.]] [[WP:BLAMEWHEEL|I blame softly.]]]==],
[==[[[Other Voices, Other Rooms|→]] [[Wikipedia:Alternative outlets|Other Voices, Other Rooms.]]]==],
[==[[[U.K. Subs|→]] [[WP:LASTWORD|You stand there beating on your little war drum.]]]==],
[==[[[Gone with the Wind|→]] [[WP:WTH|My dear, I don't give a damn.]]]==],
[==[[[Romeo and Juliet|→]] [[WP:WIKIDRAMA|These violent delights have violent ends]] <br />[[WP:DENY|And in their triumph die]], [[WP:SHOT|like fire and powder]] <br />[[WP:ANISUCKS|Which, as they kiss, consume]].]==],
[==[[[Cymbeline|→]] [[WP:NOCLUE|Not Hercules could have knock'd out his brains, for he had none.]]]==],
[==[[[Gandalf|→]] [[WP:Test edit|He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.]]]==],
[==[[[Proverbs|→]] [[WP:5THWHEEL|A bump in the road will not end the journey.]]]==],
[==[[[Doctor Faustus (play)|→]] [[WP:CLEANSTART|My heart is harden'd, I cannot repent.]]]==],
[==[[[Essays (Montaigne)|→]] I want [[WP:DIED|death]] to find me [[WP:CTW|planting my cabbages]], but [[WP:DGAF|caring little for it]], and [[WP:IMPERFECT|even less about the imperfections of my garden]].]==],
[==[[[Seven Days (TV series)|→]] [[Wikipedia:Make technical articles understandable|"You're looking very umbrella tonight!"<br />"Now, would that be an opened or a closed umbrella, Mr. Parker?"]]]==],
[==[[[Robert Montgomery (poet)|→]] The solitary monk [[WP:POINT|who shook the world]].]==],
[==[[[Napoléon Bonaparte|→]] [[WP:Contradiction|Ce qu'il faut éviter, c'est moins l'erreur que la contradiction avec soi-même ; c'est surtout par cette seconde faute que l'autorité perd de sa force.]] <br/>([[WP:Contradiction|The thing to avoid is not so much error as self-contradiction. It is especially by the latter that authority loses its force.]])]==],
[==[[[Winston Churchill|→]] [[WP:LIE|A lie]] gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its [[WP:PANTS|pants]] on.]==],
[==[[[The General Strike|→]] Get up! [[WP:RFC|Your voices are needed]].]==],
[==[[[Showcase Showdown (band)|→]] They're [[WP:WoT|stealing all your time]], so [[WP:FLOG|what are you gonna do]]?]==],
[==[[[David L. Heymann|→]] [[WP:HEYMANN|What's dangerous about this is we don't know its potential.]]]==],
[==[[[Claw Your Way to the Top: How to Become the Head of a Major Corporation in Roughly a Week|→]] [[WP:WIKISPEAK|User, n.: The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."]]]==],
[==[[[How to Clean Everything|→]] [[WP:OUTCOMES|Three choices,]] <br />[[WP:DEL|One bullet,]] <br />[[WP:CAFDS|One trigger,]] <br />[[WP:CONSENSUS|Guess who gets to pull it?]]]==],
[==[[[Hardcore for Syria|→]] [[WP:Vandalism is pointless|Pointless execution]], [[WP:GAME|verbal pollution]].]==],
[==[[[Tom Waits|→]] [[WP:WDG|I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.]]]==],
[==[[[Epistularum liber primus|→]] [[:Category:WikiProjects|Caelum]] non [[WP:CTW|animum]] mutant<br /><small>("They change the [[:Category:WikiProjects|sky]], not their [[WP:CTW|heart]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Tickets (film)|→]] It's your problem, not mine. [[WP:OBSTACLE|This is my seat and I'm not moving]].]==],
[==[[[Garageland (song)|→]] [[WP:FART|I don't wanna hear about what the rich are doing]]]==],
[==[[[Aristotle|→]] [[WP:Equality|Equality]] consists in the [[WP:TR|same treatment]] of [[WP:EDIA|similar persons]].]==],
[==[[[Frank Sinatra|→]] [[WP:BRRR|I did it my way.]]]==],
[==[[[The Vanity of Human Wishes|→]] But grant, the virtues of a [[Wikipedia:Leave it to the experienced|temp'rate prime]] bless with an age exempt from [[Wikipedia:WikiHate|scorn]] or [[Wikipedia:WikiCrime|crime]]; an age that melts with [[WP:DROPIT|unperceived decay]], and glides in [[WP:WWJD|modest innocence]] [[WP:STICK|away]].]==],
[==[[[Socrates|→]] [[WP:KNOW|I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.]]]==],
[==[[[Sitting Bull|→]] [[WP:BEAR|We therefore yield to our neighbors, even to our animal neighbors, the same right as ourselves to inhabit this vast land.]]]==],
[==[[[Arthur C. Clarke|→]] [[Help:Magic|Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.]]]==],
[==[[[WP:ALLCAPS|Great Runes, ''n''.]]]==],
[==[[[Citizen Fish|→]] [[WP:SPLIT|I just got an extension]]: <br />[[WP:LIMIT|The office had run out of space]].]==],
[==[[[Tom Waits|→]] [[m:Content disclaimer parody|The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.]]]==],
[==[[[The Day The Country Died|→]] [[WP:NERD|Stare in amusement then look away.]]]==],
[==[[[The MOFO Project/Object|→]] [[WP:WRITERS|We were not created equal]] and [[WP:EDIANS|we are not all the same]].]==],
[==[[[Joe Strummer|→]] [[WP:WIAA|Everybody]] has [[WP:PAGE|a story]] to tell.]==],
[==[[[User:Ben/Assume the presence of a belly-button|If you have a belly-button, you're entitled to make mistakes.]]]==],
[==[[[Showcase Showdown (band)|→]] [[WP:SIGN|Put my name down on that list!]]]==],
[==[[[Abraham Coles|→]] [[Wikipedia:Starting an article|O most illustrious of the days of time!]] <br />[[Help:Wikipedia: The Missing Manual/Editing, Creating, and Maintaining Articles/Creating a New Article|Day full of joy and benison to earth]] <br />When [[WP:WIAA|Thou]] wast born, sweet Babe of [[Wikipedia|Bethlehem]]!]==],
[==[[[The Devil's Dictionary|→]] [[WP:WADR|Politeness, n.: The most acceptable hypocrisy.]]]==],
[==[[[Minor Threat|→]] [[WP:KISS|You know I've tried to keep it short]]]==],
[==[[[MPATHG|→]] [[WP:BLUE|I'm not dead!]]]==],
[==[[[MPATHG|→]] — [[WP:Check your facts|How do you know she is a witch?]] <br />— [[WP:DUCK|She looks like one.]]]==],
[==[[[Poor Richard's Almanack|→]] [[WP:FLEAS|Qui cum canibus concumbunt cum pulicibus surgent.]] <br /><small>[[WP:FLEAS|He that lieth down with dogs shall rise up with fleas.]]</small>]==],
[==[[[The Truman Show|→]] [[WP:STAY|Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!]]]==]
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