Talk:Criticism of Jimmy Wales

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Jimbo Wales, Superstar

Title: Jimbo Wales, Superstar
Artist: Moulton
Composer: Tim Rice, Andrew Lloyd Weber, and Barsoom Tork Associates
Midi: Jesus Christ, Superstar
Every time I look at you I don't understand
Why you let the site you (co-)founded get so out of hand.
You'd have managed better if you'd had it planned.
Why'd you make such a stupid move to have Moulton banned?
If you'd thought it through you could have taught a whole nation
The art of dramaturgy with psycho-communication.
Don't you get me wrong.
I only want to know...
Jimbo Wales, Superstar,
Are you really as nuts as we think you are?
Jimbo Wales, now disgraced,
Whose talk page has your crew defaced?
Tell me what you think about your friends on the beat.
Would you like to have a Russian masseuse beat your meat?
Was IDCab where it's at? Was FM your fave star?
Could Sue Gardner move a mountain, or was that just PR?
Did you dress like the Red Queen? Was that a mistake, or
Did you know that Essjay's fall would be a heart breaker?
Don't you get me wrong.
I only want to know...
Jimbo Wales, Superstar,
Are you really as nuts as they say you are?
Jimbo Wales, now disgraced,
Whose BLP has your site defaced?
CopyClef 2009 Tim Rice, Andrew Lloyd Weber, and Barsoom Tork Associates.
Resurrection Hackware. All wrongs reversed.

Moulton, it's a hit!

I don't know if it's because JCS is my favorite musical, but this is the first Barsoom Tork Associates ditty that I've really, sincerely enjoyed! -- MyWikiBiz 07:26, 6 February 2009 (PST)

You really should get out more. Ockham 05:28, 7 February 2009 (PST)

Ego Fried Their Brains

Title: Ego Fried Their Brains
Artist: JzG, David Gerard, and the Sycophants
Composer: Tim Rice, Andrew Lloyd Weber, GlassBeadGame, and Barsoom Tork Associates
YouTube: Heaven On Their Minds
Midi: Heaven On Their Minds

My mind is fuzzy now
At last
All too well
I can tell
Where we all
Soon will be
If you strip away
The mask
From the clan
You will see
Where we all
Soon will be

Jimbo!
You've started to reprise
The tragedies of yore
Why on earth did you revise
The bio of your whore?

And all the good we've done
Will soon be swept away
Jon's begun to chatter more
About the closing day

Listen Jimbo
I don't like what I see
All I ask is that you listen to me
And remember
I've been your right hand man all along
They all follow you on Twitter
But you're not their baby sitter
And I'll be butt hurt if Moulton sings this song

I remember when this whole thing began
No talk of fursuits, we called for a plan
And believe me
My indignation has not been gainsaid
But every word you say today
Gets twisted 'round some crazy way
And they hound you in the rags for getting laid

Wikipedia's most famous son
Should have stayed a great unknown
Like a stupid retard
You dissed Larry and Ward
Zoo sex, yachts, and babes with chests
Would have suited Jimbo best
He'd have caused nobody harm
Down on the farm

Listen Jimbo, do you care to survive?
Don't you see we must knock off this jive?
We are vandalized
Have you forgotten how disgraced we are?
I am frightened by the crowd
Plus the music's much too loud
And they'll sue us if we go too far
If we go too far

Listen Jimbo to the warning I give
There's a pissed admin at your back with a shiv
But it's sad to see our fortunes falling with every shot
All your followers are lame
Too much ego fried their brains
It was wonderful, but now it's not so hot
Yes it's all gone bitter
Ah --- ah ah ah --- ah
God-King Jimbo, it's all over Twitter

Listen Jimbo to the warning I dread
Can't you see there's an iceberg ahead
So come on, come on, listen to me.
Ah --- ah
Come on, listen, listen to me.
Come on and listen to me.
Ah --- ah

CopyClef 2009 Tim Rice, Andrew Lloyd Weber, GlassBeadGame, and Barsoom Tork Associates.
Resurrection Hackware. All wrongs reversed.