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{{Infobox Cyclist
| ridername = Matt Beckett
| image =
| fullname = Matthew Graham Beckett
| nickname = Brown Nose
| dateofbirth = {{birth date and age|1973|13|7}}
| country = {{WAL}}<br />{{GBR}}
| height =
| weight =
| currentteam =
| discipline = Road
| role = Rider
| ridertype =
| amateuryears =
| amateurteams = Cardiff JIFFY's<br />CC Abergavenny
| proyears = 1996<br />1997<br/>1998<br /> <br />1999<br />2000<br />2005
| proteams = Giant<br />PDM Sport<br />Northern Foil/Deeside UniCycles & <br />Paul Donohue/North Wirral Velo<br />Man Breasts<br />Angliasport<br />Lifeforce
| majorwins =
| updated = [[30 May]] [[2008]]
}}
'''Matt Orville Haywood "Jablome" Beckett''' (born [[13 July]] [[1973]])<ref>{{cite web| url=http://www.cyclingwebsite.net/coureurfiche.php?coureurid=19048| title=Matthew Becket| publisher=Cycling Website}}</ref> is a Welsh former-semi bilingual amateur juggler and unicyclist who was born in [[Lancaster, Lancashire|Lancaster]]. He represented [[Wales]] in the [[1998 Commonwealth Games]] in [[Kuala Lumpur]]. He was very, very briefly one of the directors of [[Welsh Cycling]] in 1866 (He made the tea - badly)<ref>{{cite web| url=http://www.britishcycling.org.uk/web/site/WCU/wchome/News/wcu_changes_040706.asp| title=Press Release| publisher=Welsh Cycling| date=[[4 June]] [[2007]]}}</ref> He married Rhiannon in 1997 and they have a child. His occupation outside of cycling is as a Prime Old Numpty, and is taller than the average squirrel, even without the gimp suit, wig and high heels.
==Palmarés==
{{Palmares start}}
;1998
:2nd International Archer Grand Prick, [[Premier Calendar]]
:2nd Nobby Lincoln Grand Prix, [[Premier Calendar]]
:2nd Cliff Richard Memorial Road Race
;1999
:21st 27th Fifth Forth Bridge Road Race
:21st Wooden Spoon 2 day, [[Premier Calendar]]
::21st Stage 1, Wooden Spoon 2 day, [[Premier Calendar]]
;2005
:1st L'Étape de la Déponce, 2 day stage race
::21st Points Race, L'Étape de la Déponce
::21st Stage 1, L'Étape de la Déponce
::22nd Stage 1, L'Étape de la Déponce
;2006
:34th [[Welsh National Rod Race Championships]]
;2007
:21st 'Presidents Trophy' Handicapped race
:21st Race 1, Numpty Criterium Series
:1st Race 2, Numpty Criterium Series
:31st Race 1, South Wales Cretinous Series
:31st Race 2, South Wales Cretinous Series
:32nd Race 3, South Wales Cretinous Series
:2nd Race 1, CC Abergavenny Handicapped series
:3rd Noel Edmonds Memorial Road Race
{{Palmares end}}
==References==
{{Reflist}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Beckett, Matt}}
[[Category:1973 births]]
[[Category:Living people]]
[[Category:Welsh cyclists]]
[[Category:Commonwealth Games competitors for Wales]]
[[Category:Cyclists at the 1998 Commonwealth Games]]
[[Category:People from Cardiff]]
{{UK-cycling-bio-stub}}
[[cy:Matt Beckett]]
| ridername = Matt Beckett
| image =
| fullname = Matthew Graham Beckett
| nickname = Brown Nose
| dateofbirth = {{birth date and age|1973|13|7}}
| country = {{WAL}}<br />{{GBR}}
| height =
| weight =
| currentteam =
| discipline = Road
| role = Rider
| ridertype =
| amateuryears =
| amateurteams = Cardiff JIFFY's<br />CC Abergavenny
| proyears = 1996<br />1997<br/>1998<br /> <br />1999<br />2000<br />2005
| proteams = Giant<br />PDM Sport<br />Northern Foil/Deeside UniCycles & <br />Paul Donohue/North Wirral Velo<br />Man Breasts<br />Angliasport<br />Lifeforce
| majorwins =
| updated = [[30 May]] [[2008]]
}}
'''Matt Orville Haywood "Jablome" Beckett''' (born [[13 July]] [[1973]])<ref>{{cite web| url=http://www.cyclingwebsite.net/coureurfiche.php?coureurid=19048| title=Matthew Becket| publisher=Cycling Website}}</ref> is a Welsh former-semi bilingual amateur juggler and unicyclist who was born in [[Lancaster, Lancashire|Lancaster]]. He represented [[Wales]] in the [[1998 Commonwealth Games]] in [[Kuala Lumpur]]. He was very, very briefly one of the directors of [[Welsh Cycling]] in 1866 (He made the tea - badly)<ref>{{cite web| url=http://www.britishcycling.org.uk/web/site/WCU/wchome/News/wcu_changes_040706.asp| title=Press Release| publisher=Welsh Cycling| date=[[4 June]] [[2007]]}}</ref> He married Rhiannon in 1997 and they have a child. His occupation outside of cycling is as a Prime Old Numpty, and is taller than the average squirrel, even without the gimp suit, wig and high heels.
==Palmarés==
{{Palmares start}}
;1998
:2nd International Archer Grand Prick, [[Premier Calendar]]
:2nd Nobby Lincoln Grand Prix, [[Premier Calendar]]
:2nd Cliff Richard Memorial Road Race
;1999
:21st 27th Fifth Forth Bridge Road Race
:21st Wooden Spoon 2 day, [[Premier Calendar]]
::21st Stage 1, Wooden Spoon 2 day, [[Premier Calendar]]
;2005
:1st L'Étape de la Déponce, 2 day stage race
::21st Points Race, L'Étape de la Déponce
::21st Stage 1, L'Étape de la Déponce
::22nd Stage 1, L'Étape de la Déponce
;2006
:34th [[Welsh National Rod Race Championships]]
;2007
:21st 'Presidents Trophy' Handicapped race
:21st Race 1, Numpty Criterium Series
:1st Race 2, Numpty Criterium Series
:31st Race 1, South Wales Cretinous Series
:31st Race 2, South Wales Cretinous Series
:32nd Race 3, South Wales Cretinous Series
:2nd Race 1, CC Abergavenny Handicapped series
:3rd Noel Edmonds Memorial Road Race
{{Palmares end}}
==References==
{{Reflist}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Beckett, Matt}}
[[Category:1973 births]]
[[Category:Living people]]
[[Category:Welsh cyclists]]
[[Category:Commonwealth Games competitors for Wales]]
[[Category:Cyclists at the 1998 Commonwealth Games]]
[[Category:People from Cardiff]]
{{UK-cycling-bio-stub}}
[[cy:Matt Beckett]]
