Module:Motd/data/2013

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return {
[==[[[Che Guevara|→]] [[Wikipedia:The future of Wikipedia|New Year]] greeting and a [[WP:LOVE|hug]] for [[WP:EDITORS|you all]].]==],
[==[[[Monty Python and the Holy Grail|→]] [[WP:BAIT|Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!]]]==],
[==[[[The Outlaw Josey Wales|→]] - Fletcher, [[WP:DCE|there's an old saying]]: To the victors belong the spoils.<br /> - There's another old saying, Senator: Don't [[WP:FILLIBUSTER|piss down my back and tell me it's raining]].]==],
[==[[[Time Flies... but Aeroplanes Crash|→]] [[WP:FRNG|The anarchist, the nihilist]] but can you [[WP:PROVEIT|prove that you exist]]?]==],
[==[[[Suffer (album)|→]] [[WP:DGAF|Do what you want]], [[WP:POINT|but don't do it around me]].]==],
[==[[[WP:NPOV|This]] is a [[WP:PG|chord]]. <br /> [[m:DICK|This]] is another. <br />[[WP:IAR|This]] is a [[WP:TRI|third]]. <br /> [[WP:CTW|NOW FORM A BAND!]]]==],
[==[[[Nikola Tesla|→]] [[WP:DCP|Marconi is a good fellow. Let him continue. He is using seventeen of my patents.]]]==],
[==[[[Ovid|→]] [[WP:3RR|Continua messe senescit ager]]<br /><small>("[[WP:3RR|By continuous tillage the field is exhausted]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition|→]] [[WP:JOIN|[Crew] wanted for hazardous journey.]] [[WP:VOLUNTEER|Small wages]]. [[WP:COOL|Bitter cold]]. Long months of [[Wikipedia:Dark side of Wikipedia|complete darkness]]. [[WP:V|Constant danger]]. [[WP:RISK|Safe return doubtful]]. [[meta:Trophy shelf|Honour and recognition in case of success]].]==],
[==[[[Destroy What Destroys You|→]] You can [[WP:OSTRICH|close you eyes and pretend that everything's fine]] <br />But [[WP:DUH|sooner or later you'll open your eyes]] <br />And [[WP:RWA|reality will strike you blind]]]==],
[==[[[William James|→]] [[WP:EXPLODE|Emotions that come in this explosive way seldom leave things as they found them.]]]==],
[==[[[Thomas Carlyle|→]] [[WP:SARCASM|Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it.]]]==],
[==[[[Ulysses_(novel)#Episode_1,_Telemachus|→]] [[WP:WORDS|The snotgreen sea. The scrotumtightening sea.]]]==],
[==[[[Summer of '69|→]] I got my [[WP:YFA|first real six-string]]<br />Bought it at the [[WP:RA|five-and-dime]]<br />Played it [[WP:DEV|till my fingers bled]]<br />Was the [[WP:DYK|summer of '69]]]==],
[==[[[Abdullah of Saudi Arabia|→]] [[WP:LEAD|When the head is rotten]], [[WP:BODY|it affects the whole body]].]==],
[==[[[Rebel Without a Cause|→]] [[WP:BITE|You're tearing me apart!]]]==],
[==[[[Benjamin Franklin|→]] [[WP:SHAME|Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.]]]==],
[==[[[Book of Proverbs|→]] A righteous man [[WP:KIND|cares]] for the needs of his animal, but the kindest acts of the wicked are [[WP:POOR|cruel]].]==],
[==[[[A Million Little Pieces|→]] [[WP:MULE|Sometimes skulls are thick]]. [[WP:NPA|Sometimes hearts are vacant]]. [[WP:TRUCE|Sometimes words don't work.]]]==],
[==[[[Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince|→]] [[WP:DUH|Ghosts are transparent.]]]==],
[==[[[Napoleon (Animal Farm)|→]] [[WP:BLAME|Do you know the enemy who has come in the night and overthrown our windmill?]]]==],
[==[[[Five Precepts|→]] [[WP:DISRUPTPOINT|I undertake the training rule to abstain from taking life.]]]==],
[==[[[Knute Rockne, All American|→]] Tell [[WP:PEDIANS|'em]] to [[WP:MOS|go out there with all they got]] and [[WP:CUP|win]] just one for [[User:Jimbo Wales|The Gipper]].]==],
[==[[[Winston Churchill|→]] [[WP:CREEP|If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law.]]]==],
[==[[[Fahrenheit 451|→]] He walked on the track. <br />[[WP:MAKINGSHITUP|And he was surprised to learn how certain he suddenly was of a single fact he could not prove.]]]==],
[==[[[Francis Jeffrey|→]] [[WP:CRAP|This will never do.]]]==],
[==[[[Credo quia absurdum|→]] [[WP:FAITH|Credo]] quia [[WP:FAITH2|absurdum]] <br /><small>("I [[WP:FAITH|believe]] because it is [[WP:FAITH2|absurd]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Morning Glory|→]] [[WP:CTW|Do something that's great]] <br />[[WP:WAIT|Time will never wait]] <br />[[WP:JUSTDOIT|Now's the chance to say]] <br />[[WP:WWISG|Life is gonna be extraordinary.]]]==],
[==[[[Edward Lear|→]] [[WP:BEARD|There was an old man with a beard…]]]==],
[==[[[The Rotten Agenda|→]] [[WP:NDA|I must warn you]], [[WP:NEKKID|you may be shocked at what you are about to hear]].]==],
[==[[[Samuel Goldwyn|→]] [[WP:AB|I don't think anybody should write his autobiography until after he's dead.]]]==],
[==[<sup>[''[[User:Mike Christie/The citation habit|Citation needed]]'']</sup>]==],
[==[[[Julia Caroline Dorr|→]] [[WP:WIAA|Who]] soweth [[WP:BEEF|good seed]] shall surely [[WP:GOOD|reap]]; <br />[[WP:DEV|The year grows rich as it groweth old]], <br />And life's latest [[WP:MOS|sands]] are its [[WP:PERFECT|sands of gold]]!]==],
[==[[[White Heat|→]] [[WP:TFA|Made it Ma! Top of the world!]]]==],
[==[[[Time (Pink Floyd song)|→]] [[Wikipedia:Ten Year Society|And then one day you find, ten years have gone behind you]]]==],
[==[[[Sartor Resartus|→]] [[WP:NEVER|The everlasting No.]]]==],
[==[[[Cui bono|→]] [[WP:DECISION|Cui bono]]<br /><small>("[[WP:DECISION|To whose benefit?]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Heaven's Gate (film)|→]] [[WP:CRED|My brother-in-law is Secretary of State.]]]==],
[==[[[Richard M. Daley|→]] The [[CAT:UNREF|uneducated child]] is [[WP:SEP|not just my problem]], it's [[WP:EDIA|the state]]'s problem.]==],
[==[[[xkcd|→]] [[WP:ORIENT|When Wikipedia has a server outage, my apparent IQ drops by about 30 points.]]]==],
[==[[[Bertolt Brecht|→]] [[WP:MISSING|Aber etwas fehlt.]]<br /><small>[[WP:MISSING|But something's missing.]]</small>]==],
[==[[[Cogito ergo sum|→]] [[WP:CTW|Cogito]] ergo [[WP:EDITORS|sum]]<br /><small>"[[WP:CTW|I think]], therefore [[WP:EDITORS|I am]]"</small>]==],
[==[[[xkcd|→]] [[WP:BB|Be bold]], [[WP:CIV|respect others]]; you'll gradually become [[WP:IAR|versatile]], great [[WP:EDIANS|Wikipedians]]!]==],
[==[[[The Big Red One|→]] [[Wikipedia:Cite your sources|They thought that one up at West Point.]]]==],
[==[[[John Gay|→]] [[WP:EDIANS|Those who]] have [[WP:LOVE|true love]] known and tried, have [[WP:PROUD|every petty want]] defied.]==],
[==[[[The Big Red One|→]] [[WP:BIM|I'd love to meet the asshole who invented it.]]]==],
[==[[[Metamorphoses|→]] [[WP:BEEF|Taste not his flesh]], but [[WP:BETTER|look for harmless food!]]]==],
[==[[[Funny Girl (musical)|→]] [[WP:TOFA|Hello, gorgeous]]]==],
[==[[[Grain of salt|→]] [[WP:LGL|Cum grano salis]]<br /><small>("[[WP:LGL|With a grain of salt]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Abraham Lincoln|→]] [[Wikipedia:Beef up that first revision|I will prepare]] and [[WP:CHANCE|some day my chance will come]].]==],
[==[[[The Infested|→]] [[WP:IRONY|Can you smell the irony?]] <br />[[WP:NPA2|How many attacks have they made?]]]==],
[==[[[The Communist Manifesto|→]] A specter is haunting [[WP:EDIA|Europe]] — [[WP:CPW|the specter of communism]].]==],
[==[[[Voltaire|→]] It is clear that [[WP:EDIAN|the individual]] who [[WP:HARASS|persecutes]] a man, [[WP:EDIAN|his brother]], [[WP:HERRING|because he is not of the same opinion]], is a [[WP:ROUGE|monster]].]==],
[==[[[Adventures of Huckleberry Finn|→]] That is just the way with some people. [[Wikipedia:Don't be prejudiced|They get down on a thing when they don’t know nothing about it.]]]==],
[==[[[Plato|→]] [[Wikipedia:Getting to Philosophy|Philosophy begins in wonder.]]]==],
[==[[[Keep Calm and Carry On|→]] [[WP:TEA|Keep calm and carry on]]]==],
[==[[[Victor Hugo|→]] The ode lives upon [[WP:PERFECT|the ideal]], the epic upon [[WP:FA|the grandiose]], the [[WP:DRAMA|drama]] upon [[WP:EDIA|the real]].]==],
[==[[[King Solomon's Ring (nonfiction)|→]] There is no [[WP:FAITH|faith]] which has never yet been [[WP:BROKEN|broken]], except that of a truly faithful [[WP:WRITERS|dog]].]==],
nil,
[==[[[Fiddler on the Roof|→]] [[WP:NOTFORUM|You'll all chatter yourselves away into the grave.]]]==],
[==[[[E. L. Doctorow|→]] [[WP:WIP|Writing is an exploration]]. You start from [[WP:RA|nothing]] and [[WP:MOS|learn]] as you [[WP:DEV|go]].]==],
[==[[[Horton Hears a Who|→]] [[WP:GOCE|I meant what I said, and I said what I meant;]] an [[Wikipedia:Wikipedians|elephant's]] [[Wikipedia:Verifiability|faithful]] one-hundred percent!]==],
[==[[[Alexander Graham Bell|→]] [[WP:UD|Before anything else, preparation is the key to success.]]]==],
[==[[[Miriam Makeba|→]] In every [[WP:COMMUNITY|community]], in every [[WP:SISTER|nation]], [[WP:PEDIANS|people]] are doing [[WP:CTW|little and big things]] to help make a [[WP:BETTER|better world]].]==],
[==[[[La Haine|→]] At three, we [[WP:Featured article nomination|run]]. [[WP:Speedwriter|Three]]!]==],
[==[[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|→]] [[Wikipedia]]: [[WP:WWISG|Now Twenty Percent More Cool]]]==],
[==[[[Thomas Aquinas|→]] It is evident that if a [[WP:EDIANS|man]] practices a [[WP:KIND|compassionate affection]] for [[WP:HUMAN|animals]], he is all the more disposed to feel [[WP:LOVE|compassion]] for his [[WP:FRIENDS|fellowmen]].]==],
[==[[[Winston Churchill|→]] For myself, I am an optimist — [[WP:WWISG|it does not seem to be much use being anything else]].]==],
[==[[[Aristotle|→]] Dignity does not come in [[WP:BARN|possessing honors]], but in [[WP:CTW|deserving them]].]==],
[==[[[Nicholas D. Kristof|→]] Most of us employ the Internet not to seek the best information, but rather to [[WP:CHERRYPICKING|select information that confirms our prejudices]].]==],
[==[[[David Beatty, 1st Earl Beatty|→]] [[Wikipedia:Editors will sometimes be wrong|There's something bloody wrong with our ships today.]]]==],
[==[[[Classics Of Love|→]] I wanna know, [[WP:Make articles useful for readers|did you get what you came for?]]<br /> I wanna know, [[WP:Article feedback|did you leave satisfied?]]]==],
[==[[[Last Wave Rockers|→]] Seems like [[WP:EDIAN|he]] had to [[WP:Finding sources|look]] a long time <br />Before he gathered any [[WP:RS|answers]]]==],
[==[[[Albert Einstein|→]] [[Wikipedia:Equality|I speak to everyone in the same way]], whether he is the [[WP:VANDAL|garbage man]] or the [[WP:JIMBO|president of the university]].]==],
[==[[[Last Wave Rockers|→]] [[WP:PUNK|London calling but I have no fear]]<br /> [[WP:JAZZ|Ms. Ella Fitzgerald got no peer]]<br /> [[WP:PJ|Music sweet music]] make the [[WP:TNV|truth]] so clear<br /> [[WP:EDIANS|Classics of love]] [[WP:LIGHT|make a dark day light]]<br /> If you don't believe [[WP:WIAA|the words]] just look into [[WP:RS|their eyes]]]==],
[==[[[London Calling (song)|→]] [[WP:WER|London calling to the underworld]]<br />[[WP:JOIN|Come out of the cupboard]], [[WP:HUMAN|you boys and girls]]<br />[[WP:RA|London calling]], now [[WP:OSE|don't look to us]]<br />[[WP:VSCA|Phoney Beatlemania]] has [[WP:DEL|bitten the dust]]]==],
[==[[[King Lear|→]] [[meta:worst cases|The worst is not, so long as we can say 'This is the worst'.]]]==],
[==[[[Erich Fromm|→]] [[WP:POWER|Greed is a bottomless pit which exhausts the person in an endless effort to satisfy the need without ever reaching satisfaction.]]]==],
[==[[[John Denham (poet)|→]] [[Wikipedia:CREATE|The spring, like youth]], [[WP:NEW|fresh blossoms doth]] produce, <br />But [[WP:MOS|autumn]] makes them [[WP:DEV|ripe]] and [[WP:RF|fit for use]].]==],
[==[[[Heroides|→]] [[WP:ACCOUNT|Coepisti]] melius quam [[WP:BANNED|desinis]]<br /><small>([[WP:ACCOUNT|You began]] better than [[WP:BANNED|you end]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Toxik Ephex|→]] [[WP:ENTITLED|It's not about what you've done]], it's [[WP:NOTDONE|what you still have left to do]] that [[WP:WWISG|makes life so much fun]].]==],
[==[[[The Innocents Abroad|→]] [[WP:V|Broad]], [[WP:Completeness|wholesome]], [[WP:Describing points of view|charitable]] views of men and things [[WP:1R|can not be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime]].]==],
[==[[[Garfield|→]] 'We should [[WP:EDIT|travel and see the world]].'<br/>'Okay... How about this?... We [[WP:BOLD|walk to the window ]] and [[WP:FIRST|look out]].']==],
[==[[[Ex Friends|→]] Look here come your [[WP:TE|teachers]], expecting [[WP:EDIA|you]] to be [[WP:ADVOCACY|whatever makes them see themselves the way they wanna be seen]].]==],
[==[[[Winston Churchill|→]] [[WP:WIP|Every day you may make progress]]. [[WP:SNOWFLAKE|Every step may be fruitful]].]==],
[==[[[In the Name of the Father (film)|→]] [[Wikipedia:Vandalism is pointless|They can't block out the light in here.]]]==],
[==[[[Forrest Gump|→]] Mama says [[WP:STUPID|stupid is as stupid does]].]==],
[==[[[Bohumil Hrabal|→]] No [[WP:GFCA|book]] worth its [[WP:SALT|salt]] is meant to [[WP:SLEEP|put you to sleep]], it's meant to make you jump out of your bed [[WP:UNDERWEAR|in your underwear]] and run and [[WP:DRIVEBY|beat the author's brains out]].]==],
[==[[[De minimis|→]] De [[WP:PERENNIAL|minimis]] non curat [[WP:PG|lex]] <br /><small>("[[WP:PG|The law]] does not concern itself with [[WP:PERENNIAL|trifles]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[User:Simply south|→]] [[WP:DUMB|Eating shoes for just seven years]]]==],
[==[[[J. P. Morgan|→]] [[WP:PD|I owe the public nothing.]]]==],
[==[[[Ken Olsen|→]] [[WP:APRIL|There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.]]]==],
[==[[[Joe Strummer|→]] [[WP:PUNK|Feeling lucky punk? Oh, good.]]]==],
[==[[[Tom Robinson Band|→]] Look out, listen can you hear it?<br /> [[WP:WoT|Panic]] in the [[WP:HALLOFLAME|County Hall]].]==],
[==[[[Failed States (album)|→]] [[meta:FLY|No fly list]]. [[WP:DRIVEBY|No drive list]]. [[WP:DOGGY|No walk list]]. [[WP:NPA|No talk list]].<br /> [[WP:PAID|No muckraking journalist left to take stock of]]<br /> the wholesale omission of [[WP:POV|outside perspectives]].]==],
[==[[[WP:GREAT|Put that in your pipe and smoke it]]]==],
[==[[[RVIVR|→]] [[WP:DUSTY|I read back over things that I wrote three years ago.]]]==],
[==[[[The Playhouse to Be Let|→]] [[WP:VESTED|Ambition's monstrous stomach]] [[WP:KOOLAID|does increase <br />By eating]], and [[WP:DIVA|it fears to starve]] unless <br />[[Wikipedia:Adminitis|It still may feed]], and [[WP:WIN|all it sees devour]].]==],
[==[[[Rosa Luxemburg|→]] [[WP:EDITORS|The masses]] are the [[WP:BASICS|decisive element]], they are [[WP:CTW|the rock]] on which [[Wikipedia:The future of Wikipedia|the final victory]] of [[WP:WSG|the revolution]] [[WP:GROWTH|will be built]].]==],
[==[[[True North (album)|→]] [[WP:EM|So hold your head up high]], [[WP:WIA|forgotten man]].]==],
[==[[[Henry van Dyke|→]] Time is [[meta:main causes of lag|very slow]] for those who [[WP:WAIT|wait]]<br /> Very fast for [[WP:STRESS|those who are scared]]<br /> [[WP:BORED|Very long]] for [[WP:FAIL|those who lament]]<br /> [[WP:ANISUCKS|Very short]] for [[WP:DRAMA|those who celebrate]]<br /> But for [[WP:ENJOY|those who love]] time is [[WP:WIP|eternal]]]==],
[==[[[The Innocents Abroad|→]] [[Wikivoyage:Main Page|Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.]]]==],
[==[[[Jaz Coleman|→]] [[WP:KIND|The only thing that's important is random acts of kindness]]]==],
[==[[[Seamus Heaney|→]] If you have [[WP:RS|the words]], there's always a [[WP:CHANCE|chance]] that you'll find [[WP:BETTER|the way]].]==],
[==[[[Work Me, Lord|→]] [[WP:LOVE|I feel so useless down here with no one to love.]]]==],
[==[[[Apologeticus|→]] [[WP:POINTy|Cum odio sui coepit veritas]]<br /><small>("[[WP:POINTy|The first response to truth is with hatred]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[King Lear|→]] As you are [[WP:SERVICE|old]] and [[WP:ADMIN|reverend]], [[WP:ADMINGUIDE|you should be wise]].]==],
[==[[[Benjamin Franklin|→]] [[WP:RELAX|Leisure]] is the time for [[WP:CTW|doing something useful]].]==],
[==[[[Albert Einstein|→]] The difference between [[WP:VA|genius]] and [[WP:STUPID|stupidity]] is: genius has [[WP:VA/E|its limits]].]==],
[==[[[Benjamin Disraeli|→]] [[WP:LBL|Never tell unkind stories]]; above all, [[WP:LENGTH|never tell long ones]].]==],
[==[[[King Lear|→]] [[WP:Insignificant|As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods. They kill us for their sport.]]]==],
[==[[[Mark Twain|→]] [[WP:ROFL|The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.]]]==],
[==[[[Vladimir Lenin|→]] [[WP:CONS|We must display determination, endurance, firmness and unanimity.]]]==],
[==[[[As You Like It|→]] [[WP:OLDEST|Though I look old, yet I am strong and lusty]]]==],
[==[[[Pádraig Anraí Mac Piarais|→]] [[WP:Ns|Own brothers]]: through [[WP:GFE|good repute]] and [[WP:NOONEISSAFE|ill]], <br />[[WP:BIGDEAL|In direst peril true to me]], <br />[[WP:VOLUNTEER|Leaving all things for me]], [[WP:CTW|spending yourself]] <br />[[WP:PURPOSE|In the hard service that I taught to you]]]==],
[==[[[The Wind in the Willows|→]] [[WP:SNEAKY|We shall creep out quietly into the butler's pantry]]—<br />—[[WP:SFoD|with out pistols and swords and sticks]]—<br />—and rush in upon them,<br />—[[WP:WHACAMOLE|and whack 'em, and whack 'em, and whack 'em!]]]==],
[==[[[The Comedy of Errors|→]] [[WP:BEARD|There's many a man has more hair than wit.]]]==],
[==[[[Ralph Waldo Emerson|→]] [[WP:MOTD|By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote]].]==],
[==[[[Antonio Gramsci|→]] [[WP:NOSE|if you beat your head against the wall]] [[WP:BOOMERANG|it is your head which breaks]] and [[Wikipedia|not the wall]]]==],
[==[[[Alfred Hitchcock|→]] [[WP:DRAMA|Drama]] is [[WP:EDIA|life]] with the [[WP:WIAA|dull parts]] left out.]==],
[==[[[Mark Twain|→]] [[WP:FAPO|Get your facts first.]]]==],
[==[[[John Chrysostom|→]] We ought to show [[WP:IP|them]] great Using [[Wikipedia:Kindness Campaign|kindness]] and [[WP:UCEPE|gentleness]] for many reasons, but, above all, because [[WP:HUMAN|they are of the same origin as ourselves]].]==],
[==[[[De mortuis nil nisi bonum|→]] [[WP:RIP|De mortuis nil nisi bonum]]<br /><small>("[[WP:RIP|Of the dead, nothing unless good]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Murphy's law|→]] [[meta:The Wrong Version|If anything can go wrong, it will.]]]==],
[==[[[Boxer (Animal Farm)|→]] [[WP:CTW|I will work harder.]]]==],
[==[[[Karl Marx|→]] [[meta:Gender gap|Social progress may be measured precisely by the social position of the fair sex (plain ones included).]]]==],
[==[[[Leo Joseph Suenens|→]] Happy are those who [[Wikipedia:Requested articles|dream dreams]] and are ready to [[Wikipedia:Edit|pay the price]] to make them [[WP:FA|come true]].]==],
[==[[[Elbert Hubbard|→]] [[WP:SERIOUS|Do not take life too seriously.]] [[meta:Stress|You will never get out of it alive.]]]==],
[==[[[Ion Antonescu|→]] I will [[WP:CALM|withdraw to my fortress]], and after the [[WP:WAR|slaughter]], I will [[Wikipedia:Restoring part of a reverted edit|restore order]].]==],
[==[[[Friedrich Schiller|→]] [[meta:Don't be dense|Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain.]] <br /><small>("[[:m:Don't be dense|Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[First law of holes|→]] [[WP:STICK|If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.]]]==],
[==[[[Albert Einstein|→]] [[WP:POLL|Not everything that can be counted counts]], and not [[WP:CON|everything that counts]] can be [[WP:CNN|counted]].]==],
[==[[[Richard III (play)|→]] O, 'tis a [[WP:CTW|parlous boy]];<br />[[WP:BOLD|Bold]], [[WP:FAST|quick]], [[WP:VPI|ingenious]], [[Wikipedia:The future of Wikipedia|forward]], [[Wikipedia:Power|capable]];<br />He is all the [[Wikipedia|mother's]] from the [[WP:FA|top]] to [[WP:STUB|toe]].]==],
[==[[[Bjarne Stroustrup|→]] [[WP:CTW|C]] makes it easy to [[WP:SHOT|shoot yourself in the foot]]; [[WP:ADMIN|C++]] makes it [[WP:DGB|harder]], but when you do, [[WP:TOOLMISUSE|it blows away your whole leg]].]==],
[==[[[Mark Twain|→]] [[WP:DENIAL|Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.]]]==],
[==[[[xkcd|→]] [[WP:RS|Wikipedia has trained us to believe anything followed by little blue numbers in brackets.]]]==],
[==[[[Julius Caesar (play)|→]] [[Wikipedia:NEWBIE|Lowliness is young ambition's ladder]], <br />[[WP:TUTOR|Whereto the climber-upward turns his face]]; <br />[[WP:MOSTEDITS|But when he once attains the upmost round]], <br />[[WP:GUIDELINE|He then unto the ladder turns his back]], <br />[[Wikipedia:Anti-elitism|Looks in the clouds]], [[WP:POLICYLIST|scorning the base degrees]] <br />By which he did ascend.]==],
[==[[[Aeneid|→]] [[:m:The future of Wikipedia|Deo volente]] <br /><small>("[[:m:The future of Wikipedia|God willing]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Propagandhi|→]] [[WP:OR|You can tell by the smile on the CEO]], [[WP:CRYSTAL|environmental restraints are about to go]].]==],
[==[[[Rosalind (As You Like It)|→]] [[WP:ENOUGH|Why then, can one desire too much of a good thing?]]]==],
[==[[[Spider-Man (film)|→]] With great [[WP:Power|power]] comes great [[WP:Responsibility|responsibility]].]==],
[==[[[Eric Hoffer|→]] It is cheering to see that the [[WP:Vandals|rats]] are still around - [[User:Anonymous Dissident/Why Wikipedia is not a sinking ship|the ship is not sinking]].]==],
[==[[[H. Jackson Brown|→]] Leave [[WP:WP|everything]] a little [[WP:ITJ|better]] than you [[WP:RANPP|found it]].]==],
[==[[[Yuri Gagarin|→]] When I orbited the [[WP:MSWO|Earth]] in a spaceship, I saw for the [[WP:First contact|first time]] how [[WP:WWISG|beautiful]] our planet is. [[WP:Ns|Mankind]], let us [[WP:PRESERVE|preserve]] and [[WP:CTW|increase]] this beauty, and not [[WP:DE|destroy]] it!]==],
[==[[[Albert Einstein|→]] Today we must abandon [[WP:WIN|competition]] and secure [[WP:Cooperation|cooperation]].]==],
[==[[[Ralph Waldo Emerson|→]] Every [[WP:WALL|wall]] is a [[WP:POTENTIAL|door]].]==],
[==[[[Thomas Southerne|→]] [[WP:Aim|Ambition is our idol]], on whose wings <br />[[WP:WIAA|Great minds]] are carried only to extreme; <br />[[WP:WIAFA|To be sublimely great]], or [[WP:DEL|to be nothing]].]==],
[==[[[Leo Rosten|→]] [[WP:HERRING|Extremists think "communication" means agreeing with them.]]]==],
[==[[[George Henry Lewes|→]] [[WP:PEDIA|Oaks]] that flourish for a [[WP:TIND|thousand years]] do [[WP:WNF|not spring up into beauty like a reed]].]==],
[==[[[Benjamin Franklin|→]] Life's Tragedy is that we get [[WP:admin|old]] too soon and [[WP:Etiquette|wise]] too late]==],
[==[[[Voltaire|→]] Now, now my good man, [[Wikipedia:Be nice to the vandals|this is no time to be making enemies]].]==],
[==[[[Special:MyPage|You]] will be [[WP:BLOCKED|imprisoned]] for [[WP:Contribution|contributing]] your [[WP:WoT|time]] and [[WP:Game|skill]] to a [[WP:Vandalism|bank robbery]].]==],
[==[[[Esperanto|→]] [[WP:BRIONDAY|Saluton!]]]==],
[==[[[Philip Kearny|→]] Oh, go in anywhere [[WP:COLONEL|Colonel]], go in anywhere. [[WP:WARZONE|You'll find lovely fighting all along the line.]]]==],
[==[[[Chinatown (1974 film)|→]] [[WP:FORG|Forget it]], [[Wikipedia:What would Jack do?|Jake]], [[WP:VULGAR|it's Chinatown]].]==],
[==[[[Coco Chanel|→]] [[WP:C-P|In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.]]]==],
[==[[[Fahrenheit 451|→]] You'[[WP:AFRAID|re afraid]] of [[WP:MISTAKE|making mistakes]]. [[WP:Just do it|Don't be.]]]==],
[==[[[Carl Jung|→]] [[WP:BROKE|Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.]]]==],
[==[[[Tom Stoppard|→]] [[WP:VNT|It is better to be quotable than to be honest.]]]==],
[==[[[Plow United|→]] It's just as [[WP:SUICIDE|naive]] to say [[WP:ABF|everyone sucks]] as it is to think [[WP:AGF|everyone's kind]].]==],
[==[[[Who's on First?|→]] [[Wikipedia:Ambiguous words|Who's on First]]]==],
[==[[[Pseudolus|→]] [[WP:VPI|Dictis]] [[WP:CTW|facta]] suppetant <br /><small>("Let [[WP:CTW|deeds]] correspond with [[WP:VPI|words]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[The Rape of the Lock|→]] But see how oft ambition's [[WP:Aim|aim]]s are [[WP:OPPONENT|crossed]], <br />And [[WP:ADMIN|chief]]s [[Wikipedia:Contentious|contend]] 'til all the prize is [[WP:FAIL|lost]]!]==],
[==[[[Bride of Frankenstein|→]] [[WP:TIND|We]] belong [[WP:TIAD|dead]].]==],
[==[[[List_of_Latin_phrases_(D)#diem_perdidi|→]] [[Wikipedia:Don't lose the thread|Diem perdidi]] <br /><small>("[[Wikipedia:Don't lose the thread|I have lost the day]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Nora Joyce|→]] Why don't you [[WP:DEV|write]] books [[WP:ORIENT|people]] can [[WP:KISS|read]]?]==],
[==[[[Catullus|→]] [[WP:FOOL|Desinas ineptire]] <br /><small>("[[WP:FOOL|Cease your folly]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Gollum|→]] [[Wikipedia:Precious|My precious]].]==],
[==[[[Become the Media|→]] Don't hate the [[WP:PEDIA|media]]; [[WP:BB|be the media]].]==],
[==[[[Dorothy Parker|→]] If you want to know what [[WP:JIMBO|God]] thinks about [[WP:Power|money]], look at the [[WP:Admin|people]] He gave it to.]==],
[==[[[Lord of the Flies|→]] [[WP:BUILDER|How can you expect to be rescued if you don't put things first]] and [[WP:CIVIL|act proper]]?]==],
[==[[[An Essay on Man|→]] O, [[WP:PEDIANS|sons]] of [[Wikipedia|earth]]! [[Wikipedia:GROWTH|attempt ye still to rise]], <br />[[WP:BECONCISE|By mountains piled on mountains to the skies]]? <br />[[WP:PERFECT|Heaven]] still with [[WP:ROFL|laughter]] the vain toil [[WP:Survey|surveys]], <br />And [[WP:BLOCK|buries madmen]] [[WP:MWOT|in the heaps they raise]].]==],
[==[[[Satires (Juvenal)|→]] [[WP:TDW|Difficile est saturam non scribere]]<br /><small>("[[WP:TDW|It is hard not to write satire]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Adam's Rib|→]] [[WP:WWISG|Licorice, mmmm. If there's anything I'm a sucker for, it's licorice]].]==],
[==[[[Dr. Mabuse the Gambler|→]] [[WP:UPHILL|We shall be using strong means]]; [[WP:SNOW|resistance is useless]]!]==],
[==[[[The Devil's Dictionary|→]] [[WP:TL;DR|The covers of this book are too far apart.]]]==],
[==[[[Animal Farm|→]] [[WP:FIRSTRULE|All animals are equal]], but [[WP:REWRITE|some animals are more equal than others]].]==],
[==[[[Plato|→]] [[WP:EDIANS|Good people]] do not need [[WP:PG|laws]] to tell them to [[WP:HERE|act responsibly]], while [[WP:VANDALS|bad people]] will find [[WP:PETTIFOG|a way around the laws]].]==],
[==[[[Socrates|→]] [[WP:EDIA|Education]] is the [[WP:WNF|kindling]] of a flame, [[WP:BNP|not the filling of a vessel]].]==],
[==[[[Down Periscope|→]] [[WP:WADR|With all due respect sir]], [[WP:OWN|this is my boat]].]==],
[==[[[Reagan Youth|→]] [[Special:UncategorizedPages|Excuse me, I'm not a category.]]]==],
[==[[[Malvina Reynolds|→]] [[Help:Infoboxes|Little boxes]], [[WP:This user|little boxes]],<br /> [[WP:NAV|Little boxes]], [[WP:UNBOX|all the same]].]==],
[==[[[Psycho (1960 film)|→]] Well, a [[WP:EDIANS|boy]]'s best [[WP:FRIENDS|friend]] is [[Wikipedia|his mother]].]==],
[==[[[Anthony McAuliffe|→]] [[Wikipedia:Nutshell|Nuts!]]]==],
[==[[[Dave Barry|→]] [[WP:IRC|The Internet]]: transforming [[WP:EDIA|society]] and [[WP:PLAN|shaping the future]] through chat.]==],
[==[[[Édouard Daladier|→]] [[WP:FOOL|Ah, les cons!]] <br /><small>[[WP:FOOL|Ah, the fools!]]</small>]==],
[==[[[Dorothea Brande|→]] [[WP:BOLD|Act as if it were impossible to fail.]]]==],
[==[[[Jan Hus|→]] [[WP:SEW|O sancta simplicitas!]] <br /><small>"[[WP:SEW|O holy simplicity!]]"</small>]==],
[==[[[Abba Eban|→]] [[WP:WORKINPROGRESS|His ignorance]] [[WP:ENC|is encyclopedic]].]==],
[==[[[Hamlet|→]] The very substance of [[WP:GRFA|the ambitious]] is merely [[WP:TOOLMISUSE|the shadow of a dream]].]==],
[==[[[Vladimir Mayakovsky|→]] [[WP:LOVE|Love's boat]] has [[WP:LETITGO|smashed]] against the [[WP:LAME|daily grind]].]==],
[==[[[Vladimir Mayakovsky|→]] [[Help:Wikipedia: The Missing Manual/Appendixes/Reader’s Guide to Wikipedia|Art must not be concentrated in dead shrines called museums. lt must be spread everywhere — on the streets, in the trams, factories, workshops, and in the workers' homes.]]]==],
[==[[[Odes (Horace)|→]] [[WP:SNOWBALL|Diffugere nives]]<br /><small>("[[WP:SNOWBALL|The snows have fled]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Henry David Thoreau|→]] [[WP:Rule 47|Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.]]]==],
[==[[[An Essay on Man|→]] Oh, [[WP:DIVA|sons]] of [[Wikipedia|earth]]! attempt ye still [[WP:VESTED|to rise]] <br />[[WP:GAMING|By mountains piled on mountains]] [[WP:YDOW|to the skies?]] <br />Heaven [[WP:5THWHEEL|still with laughter]] the [[WP:BRICKS|vain toil]] [[WP:DSAN|surveys]], <br />And [[WP:SANCTIONS|buries]] madmen in [[WP:BLOCK|the heaps they raise]].]==],
[==[[[The Daily Grind|→]] Another [[WP:WIAA|piece of land]] that [[WP:CHANCE|just could not be saved]] <br />Another [[meta:Always help out users|education]] that [[WP:NEHAMFTAY|could not be paid]] <br />Another [[WP:VAN|killer]] in the [[Special:RecentChanges|street]] is [[WP:GAMING|roaming free]] <br />[[WP:TIAD|Another day]], [[WP:CRAP|another pain]]. [[WP:FAIL|another misery]]]==],
[==[[[Bon Jovi|→]] [[WP:TOE|You Give Love a Bad Name]]]==],
[==[[[Disjecta membra|→]] [[WP:MISSING|disiecti membra poetae]] <br /><small>("[[WP:MISSING|limbs of a scattered poet]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Casablanca (film)|→]] [[WP:SUSPSOCK|Round up the usual suspects.]]]==],
[==[[[Nina Simone|→]] [[WP:WIAA|Once I understood Bach's music]], [[WP:EDITOR|I wanted to be a concert pianist]].]==],
[==[[[Vladimir Lenin|→]] [[WP:OWN|Monopolies]], [[WP:NVC|oligarchy]], the striving for [[WP:YDOW|domination]] and not for [[WP:VOLUNTEER|freedom]]]==],
[==[[[Billie Holiday|→]] No [[WP:PEDIANS|two people]] on [[WP:About|earth]] are [[WP:WRITERS|alike]], and it's got to be that way in [[WP:ARTICLE|music or it isn't music]].]==],
[==[[[Ernest Hemingway|→]] [[WP:HOLIC|Write drunk]]; [[WP:EWI|edit sober]].]==],
[==[[[List_of_Latin_phrases_(D)#dis_aliter_visum|→]] [[Wikipedia:Opinion|Dis aliter visum]] <br /><small>("[[Wikipedia:Opinion|It seemed otherwise to the gods]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Samuel Butler|→]] God is love — I dare say. [[WP:GOD|But what a mischievous devil love is!]]]==],
[==[[[Thomas Campbell (poet)|→]] But [[Wikipedia:Village_pump_(miscellaneous)/Archive_39#I.27m_sad|sad]] as [[Wikipedia:WikiAngel|angel]]s for the [[WP:JIMBO|good man]]'s [[Wikipedia:Featured article candidates/Original sin|sin]], <br />[[Wikipedia:Don't cry wolf|Weep]] to [[WP:DRR|record]], and [[Wikipedia:Charitableness|blush]] to [[WP:BOLD|give it in]].]==],
[==[[[Demetrio Stratos|→]] If [[WP:YFA|a new vocality can exist]], it must be [[WP:COMMUNITY|lived by all]], and [[WP:YDOW|not singularly]].]==],
[==[[[George Bernard Shaw|→]] Some look at things that are, and ask [[WP:ASKFIRST|why]]. I dream of things that never were and ask, [[WP:PROBLEM|why not?]]]==],
[==[[[How to Clean a Couple o' Things|→]] [[WP:ESSAY|Thought]], [[WP:PG|word]] and [[WP:CTW|deed]] once [[WP:5|sloganeered]], [[WP:HERRING|a reaction undefined]];<br /> [[WP:WAR|The battle-hymn]], [[WP:MANTRA|the mantra of a once unfocused mind]].]==],
[==[[[Imperial Ambitions|→]] [[WP:NOTSORRY|For the powerful, crimes are those that others commit.]]]==],
[==[[[Margaret Atwood|→]] [[WP:MASTODONS|How furious she must be]], now that she's been [[WP:KETTLE|taken at her word]].]==],
[==[[[Casey Stengel|→]] [[WP:SORT|All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.]]]==],
[==[[[Diderot|→]] It is very important not to [[Wikipedia:Accuracy|mistake hemlock for parsley]]; but [[WP:DECISION|not at all so to believe or not in God]].]==],
[==[[[All's Well That Ends Well|→]] Who knows himself a [[WP:DIVA|braggart]], [[WP:WIN|let him fear this]], for it will come to pass that every [[WP:NVC|braggart]] shall be found an [[WP:ASSHOLE|ass]].]==],
[==[[[The Job: Interviews with William S. Burroughs|→]] [[WP:SMN|Silence is only frightening]] to people who are [[WP:War and Peace|compulsively verbalizing]].]==],
[==[[[Apocalypse Now|→]] [[WP:TFA|I love the smell of napalm in the morning]]…smells like…[[WP:WIAFA|victory]].]==],
[==[[[Cool Hand Luke|→]] [[Wikipedia:No consensus|What we've got here is failure to communicate.]]]==],
[==[[[Henry VIII (play)|→]] [[WP:ANGER|Anger]] is like <br />[[WP:LEGS|A full-hot horse]]; who [[WP:CTW|being allowed his way]], <br />[[WP:COOL|Self-mettle]] [[WP:TIRED|tires him]].]==],
[==[[[Marcus Terentius Varro|→]] [[Wikipedia:Wikimedia|Divina natura]] dedit [[Wikipedia:MediaWiki software|agros]], [[WP:CTW|ars humana]] [[Help:Editing|aedificavit]] [[WP:ARTICLE|urbes]]<br /><small>("[[Wikipedia:Wikimedia|Divine nature]] gave [[Wikipedia:MediaWiki software|the fields]], [[WP:CTW|human art]] [[Help:Editing|built]] [[WP:ARTICLE|the cities]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Jimmy Wales|→]] [[WP:NOTLEAKS|The last thing I would ever do with it is send it to WikiLeaks.]]]==],
[==[[[User:Ankit Maity|→]] [[WP:VANDALS|The Devil]] will have to carry [[WP:BLOCK|the last straw]]. =|]==],
[==[[[Absalom and Achitophel|→]] And heaven had wanted one immortal song. <br />But [[WP:FANATIC|wild Ambition]] loves to [[Wikipedia:Divisiveness|slide]], not [[Wikipedia:Civility|stand]], <br />And [[WP:WINWAR|Fortune's ice]] prefers to [[Wikipedia:Trifecta|Virtue's land]].]==],
[==[[[Full Metal Jacket|→]] The [[WP:BLOCKED|dead]] know only one thing: it is better to be [[WP:CTW|alive]].]==],
[==[[[Coriolanus|→]] Being once [[WP:ANGER|chafed]], he cannot <br />Be [[Wikipedia:Stop it|rein'd]] again to [[Wikipedia:TEMPERANCE|temperance]]; then [[WP:NOSPADE|he speaks <br />What's in his heart]].]==],
[==[[[The Tyger|→]] [[WP:MINORITY|Tyger]], [[WP:COAT|tyger]], [[WP:COOL|burning bright]]<br />[[WP:SLEEP|In the forests of the night]],<br />[[WP:WIAA|What immortal hand or eye]]<br />[[WP:TIGER|Could frame thy fearful symmetry?]]]==],
[==[[[The War of the Worlds|→]] And yet, [[WP:3O|across the gulf of space]], [[WP:EDIANS|minds]] immeasurably [[WP:NPOV|superior]] to ours regarded this earth with [[WP:MARTIANS|envious eyes]].]==],
[==[[[Steve Martin|→]] [[WP:OBVIOUS|A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.]]]==],
[==[[[Shane (film)|→]] [[WP:FormOrg|Pa]]'s [[WP:MAINT|got things for you to do]], and [[Wikipedia|Mother]] [[WP:CTW|wants you. I know she does]]. [[WP:RIP|Shane. Shane. Come back. 'Bye, Shane.]]]==],
[==[[[Occam's razor|→]] [[WP:DONTASSUME|The explanation requiring the fewest assumptions is most likely to be correct.]]]==],
[==[[[Moses Hadas|→]] [[WP:MEA|This book fills a much-needed gap.]]]==],
[==[[[Do ut des|→]] [[WP:CHANCE|Do]] ut [[WP:BETTER|des]] <br /><small>("[[WP:CHANCE|I give]] in order that [[WP:BETTER|you should give [back]]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Groucho Marx|→]] I worked my way up from [[WP:REQ|nothing]] to [[WP:STUB|a state of extreme poverty]].]==],
[==[[[User:Stifle|→]] [[WP:AAGFAAGF|Assume]] that [[WP:AAAGF|everyone's assuming good faith]], [[WP:AAGF|assuming]] that you are [[WP:AGF|assuming good faith]].]==],
[==[[[Leon Trotsky|→]] [[WP:STYLE|Technique]] is noticed most markedly in the case of [[WP:MISTAKES|those who have not mastered it]].]==],
[==[[[Fahrenheit 451|→]] The [[WP:WES|books]] are to remind us what [[WP:ASS|asses]] and [[WP:FOOL|fools]] we are.]==],
[==[[[User:117Avenue|→]] [[WP:IGNORE|I don't mind being wrong, if it means a better article is written.]]]==],
[==[[[Guido Guinizzelli|→]] Al [[WP:KIND|cor gentil]] rempaira sempre [[WP:LOVE|amore]]<br /><small>("[[WP:LOVE|Love]] returns always to a [[WP:KIND|noble heart]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Friedrich Nietzsche|→]] To [[WP:CTW|live]] is to [[WP:STRESS|suffer]], to survive is [[User:Mike Christie/How I survive Wikipedia|to find some meaning in the suffering]].]==],
[==[[[Prince Hamlet|→]] [[WP:SORRY|I am very sorry]], [[WP:FRIENDS|good Horatio]], <br />That to [[WP:CANDOR|Laertes]] I [[WP:FORGIVE|forgot]] [[WP:NOSE|myself]], <br /> […] <br />But, sure, [[WP:GRIEF|the bravery]] of his [[WP:GRIEFING|grief]] did put me <br />Into a [[WP:COOL|towering passion]].]==],
[==[[[List_of_Latin_phrases_(D)#ducunt volentem fata, nolentem trahunt|→]][[WP:VOLUNTEER|Ducunt volentem]] [[Wikipedia|fata]], [[WP:PAY|nolentem trahunt]] <br /><small>("[[Wikipedia|The fates]] lead the [[WP:VOLUNTEER|willing]] and drag the [[WP:PAY|unwilling]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[I Have a Dream|→]] I am happy [[WP:SIGNUP|to join]] with [[WP:EDIANS|you]] today in what will go down in history as [[WP:TFE|the greatest demonstration for freedom]]]==],
[==[[[Rushmore (film)|→]] [[WP:SHIT|Yeah, I was in the s--t]].]==],
[==[[[User:Lee Tru.|→]] If we can't [[WP:BITE|bite]], why do they worry about us taking the [[WP:GOAT|bait]]?]==],
[==[[[Janet Clarkson|→]] [[WP:PIE|The First Law of Pies]]: "No [[WP:RS|Pastry]], No [[WP:WIAA|Pie]]."]==],
[==[[[Victor Hugo|→]] A [[WP:Disruptive user|criminal]] remains a [[WP:Wikicrime on wheels!|criminal]] whether he uses a [[WP:VANDAL|convict]]'s suit or a [[WP:AUTOCRACY|monarch]]'s crown.]==],
[==[[[The Seasons (Thomson)|→]] [[WP:SENSE|Senseless]], and [[WP:GAME|deformed]], <br />[[WP:ANGER|Convulsive Anger storms]] at large; or, [[WP:GREY|pale]] <br />And [[WP:SMN|silent]], settles into fell [[WP:REVENGE|revenge]].]==],
[==[[[List of Latin phrases (D)#Dulce_est_desipere_in_loco|→]] [[WP:RELAX|Dulce est desipere in loco]]<br /><small>("[[WP:RELAX|It is sweet on occasion to play the fool]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Spartacus (film)|→]] [[WP:VESTED|I am Spartacus]].]==],
[==[[[Jamming (song)|→]] [[Wikipedia|Your life]] is [[WP:WSG|worth much more than gold]].]==],
[==[[[Rachel Corrie|→]] [[WP:YOUNG|I'm here for other children]].]==],
[==[[[Closer (Joy Division album)|→]] [[Wikipedia:VIEW|My view]] stretches out [[Portal:Contents/A–Z index|from the fence to the wall]]]==],
[==[[[Of Mice And Men|→]] [[WP:AFRAID|Maybe ever’body in the whole damn world is scared of each other.]]]==],
[==[[[Vladimir Mayakovsky|→]] [[WP:POLL|The room]],— [[WP:EVILVOTE|a chapter from Kruchenykh's Inferno]].]==],
[==[[[Miles Davis|→]] [[Wikipedia:About the Sandbox|I'll play it first]] and [[WP:CAT|tell you what it is later]].]==],
[==[[[9/11 (film)|→]] [[WP:Blackouts|I don't want to ever have to put that thing at 1/2 mast again for the rest of my career. That's it.]]]==],
[==[[[Apology (Plato)|→]] I found that the poets were the [[WP:AB|worst possible interpreters]] of [[WP:COI|their own writings]].]==],
[==[[[Charles Baudelaire|→]] The greatest trick the [[WP:VANDAL|devil]] ever played was [[WP:PETTIFOG|convincing the world that he did not exist]].]==],
[==[[[Sydney J. Harris|→]] [[WP:RELAX|The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.]]]==],
[==[[[Seven Samurai|→]] [[WP:WHON|Why worry about the beard, when the head is about to fall?]]]==],
[==[[[Che Guevara|→]] [[WP:PEDIAN|One]] has [[WP:STATS|to grow hard]] but without ever losing [[WP:SWEET|tenderness]].]==],
[==[[[Who Framed Roger Rabbit|→]] [[WP:HUMAN|I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way]].]==],
[==[[[Jimi Hendrix|→]] [[Wikipedia:WikiProject Music|Music]] is [[WP:PROJ|my religion.]]]==],
[==[[[Pale Rider|→]] [[WP:STICK|Nothing like a good piece of hickory.]]]==],
[==[[[Paul Erdős|→]] A [[WP:EDIAN|mathematician]] is a device for turning [[WP:RS|coffee]] into [[WP:WIAA|theorems]].]==],
[==[[[Howard Zinn|→]] Small [[WP:IMPROVE|acts]], when multiplied by [[WP:IAN|millions of people]], can [[WP:CTW|transform the world]].]==],
[==[[[In the Heat of the Night (film)|→]] [[WP:SPADE|They call me Mister Tibbs]].]==],
[==[[[Sigmund Freud|→]] [[WP:PEDIANS|Dogs]] [[WP:LOVE|love]] their friends and [[WP:CVU|bite]] their enemies, quite unlike [[WP:VANDAL|people]], who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix [[WP:GAME|love and hate]] in their object-relations.]==],
[==[[[Thomas Tusser|→]] [[Special:Random|All's fish they get]] <br />[[WP:FA|That cometh to net]].]==],
[==[[[William of Ockham|→]] [[WP:USERS|Entia]] non sunt [[WP:MULTIPLE|multiplicanda]] praeter [[WP:SOCK#LEGIT|necessitatem]] <br /><small>("[[WP:USERS|Entities]] are not to be [[WP:MULTIPLE|multiplied]] beyond [[WP:SOCK#LEGIT|necessity]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai|→]] [[WP:PATROLS|Always see everything, my brother.]]]==],
[==[[[Seneca the Younger|→]] Dumque [[WP:BAN|punitur]] [[WP:DISRUPT|scelus]], [[WP:BU|crescit]] <br /><small>("Even as [[WP:DISRUPT|crime]] [[WP:BAN|is punished]], [[WP:BU|it increases]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[La Classe américaine|→]] [[WP:NABOBS|"Le train de tes injures roule sur le rail de mon indifférence."]]<br /><small>[[WP:NABOBS|"The train of your insults rolls on the rail of my indifference."]]</small>]==],
[==[[[Frank Zappa|→]] It helps if you have some kind of [[WP:Wikiprojects|football team]], or some [[WP:Software|nuclear weapons]], but in the very least you need a [[Template:Free beer|beer]].]==],
[==[[[MASH (film)|→]] [[WP:THREATEN|If you don't turn them over to the MPs this minute]], I - [[WP:DIVA|I'm going to resign my commission!]]]==],
[==[[[Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid|→]] Just like [[WP:ODNT|old Ollinger]] - [[WP:STEAM|has the minority opinion on everything]].]==],
[==[[[Michael Parenti|→]] The peculiar danger of [[WP:ADMIN|executive power]] is that [[Wikipedia:ADMINITIS|it executes]].]==],
[==[[[The Devil's Dictionary|→]] [[WP:NOTSOLOMON|Anoint, v:]] To [[WP:CAN|grease]] a [[WP:GodKing|king]] or [[WP:ROUGE|other great functionary]] already sufficiently [[WP:INVOLVED|slippery]].]==],
[==[[[Antony and Cleopatra|→]] [[WP:ANGER|Never anger made good guard for itself]].]==],
[==[[[List of Latin phrases (D)#durante bene placito|→]] [[WP:RFAADVICE|Durante bene placito [regis]]] <br /><small>("[[WP:RFAADVICE|At the pleasure [of the monarch]]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Mark Twain|→]] [[WP:VE|The common eye]] sees only [[WP:WIAA|the outside of things]], and judges by that, but [[WP:HOW|the seeing eye]] pierces through and reads [[WP:MARKUP|the heart and the soul]].]==],
[==[[[Transmission (song)|→]] Well [[WP:GOI|I could call out when the going gets tough]].]==],
[==[[[Among The Living|→]] [[WP:LOVE|Love]] the [[WP:EDIA|land]] and [[WP:EDIAN|fellow man]] <br />[[WP:PEACE|Peace]] is what we strive to have <br />[[WP:DE|Some folks]] have none of this <br />[[WP:H8|Hatred]] and [[WP:PREJUDICED|prejudice]]]==],
[==[[[Giuseppe Verdi|→]] E [[Wikipedia:Wikipedians|vo]] gridando: [[Wikipedia:WikiPeace|pace!]] <br />E vo gridando: [[Wikipedia:WikiLove|amor!]] <br /><small>And I cry to [[Wikipedia:Wikipedians|you]]: [[Wikipedia:WikiPeace|peace!]] <br />And I cry to you: [[Wikipedia:WikiLove|love!]]</small> [[All You Need Is Love|→]] [[WP:CTW|There's nothing you can do that can't be done]] […] [[WP:LEARN|you can learn how to play the game]] / [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia_Signpost/2008-01-14/Tutorial|It's easy]]]==],
[==[[[Giuseppe Verdi|→]] [[Help:Reverting|Tornate all'antico e sarà un progresso.]]<br /><small>("[[Help:Reverting|Let us turn to the past: that will be progress.]]")</small> [[Prince Charles, Count of Flanders|→]] C'est moi qui ai [[WP:ARS|sauvé le brol]].<br /><small>It was I who [[WP:ARS|saved the rubbish]].</small>]==],
[==[[[Now and After|→]] If [[Special:MyPage|you]] intend to live in [[WP:PEACE|peace]] and [[WP:LOVE|harmony]] with [[WP:EDIANS|your fellow men]], you and they should cultivate [[WP:KIND|brotherhood]] and [[WP:NICE|respect]] for each other. If you want to [[WP:CTW|work]] together with them for [[WP:WWISG|your mutual benefit]], you must practice [[WP:CONS|cooperation]].]==],
[==[[[Elbert Hubbard|→]] A little more [[WP:CTW|persistence]], a little more [[WP:DEV|effort]], and what seemed [[WP:STUB|hopeless failure]] may turn to [[WP:FA|glorious success]].]==],
[==[[[Margaret Thatcher|→]] [[WP:ALT|There really is no alternative.]]]==],
[==[[[Dwight D. Eisenhower|→]] A [[WP:EDIANS|people]] that values its [[WP:POWER|privileges]] above its [[WP:PG|principles]] soon [[Wikipedia:Administrators#Review_and_removal_of_adminship|loses both]].]==],
[==[[[Leaves of Grass|→]] [[meta:Eventualism|Each of us inevitable]]; <br />[[WP:TIND|Each of us limitless]]—[[WP:WIAA|each of us]] with [[meta:Inclusionism|his or her right]] upon [[WP:EDIA|the earth]].]==],
[==[[[Oscar Wilde|→]] [[WP:RKN|The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything]], [[WP:FAME|except what is worth knowing]].]==],
[==[[[14th Dalai Lama|→]] [[WP:ES|Computers]] make me totally [[WP:ISIS|blank out]].]==],
[==[[[Sholem Aleichem|→]] [[WP:CTW|Life]] is [[meta:Wikifaith|a dream]] for [[WP:CLUE|the wise]], [[WP:MMO|a game]] for [[WP:ADDICTED|the fool]], [[WP:DRAMA|a comedy]] for [[WP:DIVA|the rich]], [[WP:BLOCK|a tragedy]] for [[WP:VANDAL|the poor]].]==],
[==[[[Mystery Train|→]] Hey, [[WP:EDIANS|everybody]]! [[WP:CHECK|Check]] your [[WP:SOCK|guns]] at the [[WP:SPI|bar]]!]==],
[==[[[Billie Holiday|→]] [[WP:ADDICTED|A habit]] is [[WP:HELL|hell]] for those you [[WP:LOVE|love]].]==],
[==[[[Vladimir Mayakovsky|→]] [[WP:CTW|March]] [[WP:BOLD|boldly]] [[WP:MOSTEDITS|ahead]], [[WP:BREAK|don't be late]]!]==],
[==[[[Culture Shock (band)|→]] [[Wikipedia:Reliable sources/Cost|And the license fee has gone up, up, up, up again]]]==],
[==[[[Us and Them (song)|→]] [[WP:EQ|Good manners don't cost nothing]]]==],
[==[[[Mutual Aid: A Factor of Evolution|→]] [[WP:EDIANS|They]] made it in the [[WP:EDIA|city]], which represented a double network of [[WP:WIAA|territorial units]] connected with [[WP:PRJ|guilds]], these latter arising out of the [[WP:PJ|common prosecution]] of [[WP:CTW|a given art or craft]], or for mutual [[WP:HD|support]] and [[WP:CVU|defense]].]==],
[==[[[Pablo Picasso|→]] Give me a [[WP:EDIA|museum]] and I'll [[WP:UA|fill it]].]==],
[==[[[Les Misérables (musical)|→]] [[donate:Special:FundraiserLandingPage|Will you give all you can give so that our banner may advance?]]]==],
[==[[[Homage to Catalonia|→]] And the whole huge [[WP:EDIA|town]] of [[WP:COMMUNITY|a million people]] was locked in a sort of [[Wikipedia:Passive Aggressive|violent inertia]], a nightmare of [[WP:DRAMA|noise]] without [[WP:CTW|movement]].]==],
[==[[[The Hidden Fortress|→]] [[WP:HIDDENCAT|Hide a stone among stones and a man among men.]]]==],
[==[[[Cosmos (book)|→]] [[WP:CHEESE|Nobody listens to mathematicians.]]]==],
[==[[[Shylock|→]] [[WP:CAT|A harmless necessary cat]].]==],
[==[[[A Perfect World|→]] [[WP:THREAT|And that's a threat]]. [[WP:IUC|Beginning to understand the difference]]?]==],
[==[[[Nicolas Boileau-Despréaux|→]] [[Help:Wikipedia: The Missing Manual/Editing, Creating, and Maintaining Articles/Creating a New Article|Ce que l'on conçoit bien]] [[Wikipedia:Readers first|s'énonce clairement]], et [[WP:DEV|les mots pour le dire]] [[WP:PERFECT|arrivent aisément]].<br /> <small>("[[Help:Wikipedia: The Missing Manual/Editing, Creating, and Maintaining Articles/Creating a New Article|Whatever is well conceived]] [[Wikipedia:Readers first|is clearly said]], and [[WP:DEV|the words to say it]] [[WP:PERFECT|flow with ease]].")</small>]==],
[==[[[King Leopold's Soliloquy|→]] Miscreants — [[WP:OUTING|they are telling everything]]!]==],
[==[[[Bode Miller|→]] A huge [[WP:JUNKIE|adrenaline rush]] is usually followed by a [[WP:OOPS|pretty low point]].]==],
[==[[[Will Rogers|→]] [[WP:ASS|If stupidity got us into this mess]], then why can't it [[WP:SOLVED|get us out]]?]==],
[==[[[Seneca the Younger|→]] [[WP:OVERLOAD|Distringit librorum multitudo.]] <br /><small>"[[WP:OVERLOAD|The abundance of books is distraction.]]"</small>]==],
[==[[[Mahatma Gandhi|→]] If I had no sense of [[WP:HUMOR|humor]], I would long ago have [[WP:NSA|committed suicide]].]==],
[==[[[Stephen Greenblatt|→]] [[WP:MINORITY|Poems]] are difficult to [[WP:STEAM|silence]].]==],
[==[[[Scott Reed|→]] One [[WP:TEST EDIT|learns]] to itch [[WP:SAND|where one can scratch]].]==],
[==[[[Groucho Marx|→]] [[Wikipedia:Why not create an account?|I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept people like me as a member]].]==],
[==[[[Little Dorrit|→]] [[WP:PUOSU|This particular, as in many others, blustering assertion goes for proof, half over the world.]]]==],
[==[[[Søren Kierkegaard|→]] [[WP:EDIA|Where am I]]? [[WP:PEDIANS|Who am I]]? [[WP:WELCOME|How did I come to be here]]? [[WP:What is Wikipedia?|What is this thing called the world]]? [[WP:Signup|How did I come into the world]]? [[WP:WORLD|Why was I not consulted?]] And if I am compelled to [[WP:CTW|take part in it]], [[meta:GodKing|where is the director]]? [[WP:Appeals to Jimbo|I want to see him]].]==],
[==[[[Auguste Rodin|→]] I [[WP:IRS|choose a block of marble]] and [[WP:DUE|chop off whatever I don't need]]]==],
[==[[[The Perks of Being a Wallflower|→]] Because [[WP:WIAA|things]] change. And [[WP:ZZZ|friends leave]]. And [[WP:WPDNNY|life doesn’t stop for anybody]].]==],
[==[[[The Education of Henry Adams|→]] [[WP:PAGE|All experience]] is an arch, [[WP:DEV|to build upon]].]==],
[==[[[Robert Anton Wilson|→]] [[WP:DOWN|This is getting rather abstract, I perceive.]]]==],
[==[[[John Burroughs|→]] [[WP:Insult|Leap]], and the [[WP:Netiquette|net]] will [[WP:Warning|appear]].]==],
[==[[[Louis C.K.|→]] [[MOS:NUM|Shouldn’t you not call them minorities when they get to be 80 percent of the population?]]]==],
[==[[[Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade|→]] [[WP:ATWV|Don't call me that. ''Please.'']]]==],
[==[[[The Infested|→]] [[WP:WEASEL WORDS|Who's this "we" you're talking about?]]]==],
[==[[[The Big Lebowski|→]] [[WP:PDGP|Has the whole world gone crazy?!]]]==],
[==[[[Voltaire|→]] [[WP:ICS|Le sens commun n'est pas si commun.]]<br /><small>[[WP:ICS|Common sense is not so common.]]</small>]==],
[==[[[John F. Kennedy|→]] The great enemy of the [[WP:V|truth]] is very often not the [[WP:HONEST|lie]] — deliberate, contrived and dishonest — but the [[WP:HOAX|myth]] — persistent, persuasive, and unrealistic.]==],
[==[[[M (1931 film)|→]] [[WP:DRAMA|This]] won't [[WP:WER|bring back our children]].]==],
[==[[[Napoleon Bonaparte|→]] [[WP:PBAGDSWCBY|Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.]]]==],
[==[[[The Blues Brothers (film)|→]] We had [[WP:EDIANS|a band]] powerful enough to turn [[WP:STUB|goat piss]] into [[WP:FA|gasoline]].]==],
[==[[[Gravity's Rainbow|→]] [[WP:CHILL|Let the peace of this day be here tomorrow when I wake up]].]==],
[==[[[Ars Poetica|→]] [[Wikipedia:Free encyclopedia|Coram populo]]<br /><small>("[[Wikipedia:Free encyclopedia|In the presence of the people]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Rudyard Kipling|→]] [[WP:WIAA|Words]] are, of course, [[WP:HOLIC|the most powerful drug]] used by [[WP:EDIANS|mankind]].]==],
[==[[[Say Uncle (album)|→]] Up and down [[WP:PASS|the avenues]] they're always [[meta:Don't leave your fly open|leaving little clues]].]==],
[==[[[Mark Twain|→]] [[WP:MEDICAL|Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.]]]==],
[==[[[Woody Allen|→]] [[WP:JOIN|Join the army]], see the [[WP:About|world]], meet [[WP:VANDAL|interesting people]] — and [[WP:Vandalism#How_to_respond_to_vandalism|kill 'em]].]==],
[==[[[Maxine Hong Kingston|→]] In a time of [[WP:DRAMA|destruction]], [[WP:CREATE|create something]].]==],
[==[[[Fight Club (novel)|→]] [[WP:TNT|Only after disaster can we be resurrected.]]]==],
[==[[[Jeff Dunham#Achmed The Dead Terrorist|→]] [[WP:VIOLENCE|Silence! I kill you!]]]==],
[==[[[Moby Dick|→]] [[WP:WEIGHT|Top-heavy]] was [[WP:WIAA|the ship]] as a [[WP:STUB|dinnerless student]] with [[WP:LEADCLUTTER|all Aristotle in his head]].]==],
[==[[[The Devil's Dictionary|→]] [[Wikipedia:Don't overuse quotes|Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.]]]==],
[==[[[Augustine of Hippo|→]] [[WP:RTS|Tolle, lege]]. <br /><small>"[[WP:RTS|Take up and read.]]"</small>]==],
[==[[[Jim Morrison|→]] [[Wikipedia:Kindness Campaign|Friends can help each other]].]==],
[==[[[Paradise Lost|→]] [[WP:LESSDAB|Rather than be less]] <br />[[WP:CREATE|Cared not to be at all]].]==],
[==[[[Benjamin Franklin|→]] [[WP:HONEST|Honesty is the best policy.]]]==],
[==[[[Friedrich Nietzsche|→]] All I need is [[WP:RA|a sheet of paper]] and [[WP:CREATE|something to write with]], and then I can [[WP:DEV|turn the world upside down]].]==],
[==[[[John Green (author)|→]] It’s really hard to [[WP:DBI|be conscious]] of this on a minute-by-minute basis online, but [[WP:COMMUNITY|the Internet]] is made of [[WP:EDIANS|people]], and it works best when we remember that [[WP:EDIA|this thing]] is [[WP:0TH|not a series of tubes but a conglomeration of human beings]].]==],
[==[[[Karl Menninger|→]] [[WP:NEWBIES|What's done to children]], [[WP:UCEPE|they will do to society]].]==],
[==[[[Our Mutual Friend|→]] [[WP:EM|No one is useless]] in [[WP:EDIA|this world]] who [[WP:CTW|lightens the burden of it to anyone else]].]==],
[==[[[Wolfgang Pauli|→]] [[meta:The Wrong Version|This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.]]]==],
[==[[[Winnie The Pooh|→]] [[WP:PAROOAH|Hallo Rabbit]], he said, [[Wikipedia:Check your facts|is that you]]?]==],
[==[[[Abraham Lincoln|→]] The trouble with [[WP:QUOTES|quotes]] on the Internet is that [[WP:RS|you can never know if they are genuine]]. —[[Abraham Lincoln]]]==],
[==[[[Larry Niven|→]] It is easier to [[WP:DELETE|destroy]] than to [[WP:CREATE|create]].]==],
[==[[[The Complete Peanuts|→]] I love [[WP:EDIA|mankind]]... it's [[WP:EDIANS|people]] I can't stand!]==],
[==[[[The Blues Brothers (film)|→]] [[WP:DHTM|I offered you help]]. [[WP:BUTTOUT|You refused to take our money]]. And then I said, [[WP:STICK|"guess you're really up sh*t creek"]]!]==],
[==[[[George Patton|→]] A pint of [[WP:RS|sweat]] saves a gallon of [[WP:WAR|blood]].]==],
[==[[[Guitar and Drum|→]] You [[WP:LIGHT|lit a flame]] in my [[WP:EDIA|heart]]<br />[[WP:TIMELESS|And it is burning still]]<br />And [[WP:CTW|every time]] I [[WP:WATCH|hear]] you [[WP:NEW|shout]]<br />[[WP:WWISG|It still gives me a thrill]]]==],
[==[[[Steven Wright|→]] I’m so [[WP:BONKED|tired]]... I was up all night trying to [[WP:DELETE|round off]] [[WP:MILL|infinity]].]==],
[==[[[The Merchant of Venice|→]] [[meta:Wikipedia.org is more popular than...|How far]] that [[WP:CANDLE|little candle]] throws his beams!]==],
[==[[[John Greenleaf Whittier|→]] [[WP:BLOWITUP|Blow]], [[Wikipedia:BUGLE|bugle]]s of [[WP:MIL|battle]], [[WP:PEACE/M|the marches]] of [[WP:PEACE|peace]];<br />[[Special:Random|East, west, north, and south]] [[WP:LAME|let the long quarrel cease]];]==],
[==[[[The Devil's Dictionary|→]] Egotist: [[WP:TASTE|A person of low taste]], [[WP:POT|a person more interested in himself than in me]].]==],
[==[[[The Road to Wigan Pier|→]] [[WP:RAILROAD|The train]] bore me [[WP:LEAVE|away]], through the [[WP:PAGE|monstrous scenery]] of [[WP:PILEON|slag-heaps]], [[WP:Flaming|chimneys]], [[WP:CRAP|piled scrap-iron]], [[WP:BAIT|foul canals]], [[WP:PNB|paths]] of cindery [[WP:DRAMA|mud]] criss-crossed by the [[WP:BULLYING|prints]] of [[WP:MASTODONS|clogs]].]==],
[==[[[Walt Disney|→]] [[WP:WIAE|I only hope that we don't lose sight of one thing — that it was all started by a mouse]].]==],
[==[[[Solaris (1972 film)|→]] [[WP:V|You]] mean [[WP:WHON|more]] to me than any [[WP:TRUTH|scientific truth]].]==],
[==[[[Aberjhani|→]] [[WP:TIRED|Un-winged and naked]], sorrow [[WP:DROP|surrenders]] its crown to [[WP:R-BY-A|a throne called grace]].]==],
[==[[[Julius Caesar (play)|→]] Of all the [[Portal:Contents|wonders]] that I yet [[WP:ACCESSIBILITY|have heard]], it seems to me [[Wikipedia:Unusual articles|most strange]] that [[WP:WRITERS|men]] should fear; seeing that death, a necessary end, [[WP:END|will come when it will come]].]==]
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