Wikipedia Vandalism/Matt Beckett
Matt Orville Haywood "Jablome" Beckett (born 13 July 1973)[1] is a Welsh former-semi bilingual amateur juggler and unicyclist who was born in Lancaster. He represented Wales in the 1998 Commonwealth Games in Kuala Lumpur. He was very, very briefly one of the directors of Welsh Cycling in 1866 (He made the tea - badly)[2] He married Rhiannon in 1997 and they have a child. His occupation outside of cycling is as a Prime Old Numpty, and is taller than the average squirrel, even without the gimp suit, wig and high heels.
Palmarés
- 1998
- 2nd International Archer Grand Prick, Premier Calendar
- 2nd Nobby Lincoln Grand Prix, Premier Calendar
- 2nd Cliff Richard Memorial Road Race
- 1999
- 21st 27th Fifth Forth Bridge Road Race
- 21st Wooden Spoon 2 day, Premier Calendar
- 21st Stage 1, Wooden Spoon 2 day, Premier Calendar
- 2005
- 1st L'Étape de la Déponce, 2 day stage race
- 21st Points Race, L'Étape de la Déponce
- 21st Stage 1, L'Étape de la Déponce
- 22nd Stage 1, L'Étape de la Déponce
- 2006
- 34th Welsh National Rod Race Championships
- 2007
- 21st 'Presidents Trophy' Handicapped race
- 21st Race 1, Numpty Criterium Series
- 1st Race 2, Numpty Criterium Series
- 31st Race 1, South Wales Cretinous Series
- 31st Race 2, South Wales Cretinous Series
- 32nd Race 3, South Wales Cretinous Series
- 2nd Race 1, CC Abergavenny Handicapped series
- 3rd Noel Edmonds Memorial Road Race
References
- ^ <templatestyles src="Module:Citation/CS1/styles.css"></templatestyles>"Matthew Becket". Cycling Website.
- ^ <templatestyles src="Module:Citation/CS1/styles.css"></templatestyles>"Press Release". Welsh Cycling. 4 June 2007. Check date values in:
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