| 1 || Rasputin || Debauched religous charlatan that went from siberian zero to tsarist hero || Epic series of poisoning, shooting, and drowning
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| 2 || Nikolai Tesla || Mad scientist that contributed the most profound advances in science in human history || alone and dirt poor
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| 3 || Aldous Huxley || Prophetic Sci-fi novelist || Insane amount of LSD before succumbing to cancer
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| 4 || Hunter S. Thompson || Must deflect to wikipedia ''He is also known for his promotion and use of psychedelics, alcohol, other mind-altering substances, firearms, and his iconoclastic contempt for authority.'' || Shot himself in the head