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'''The manager grabbed the blizzard out of my hands, shoved it right in my face and said, Are you a crazy blind fool? This has plenty of candy in it!'''  

'''The manager grabbed the blizzard out of my hands, shoved it right in my face and said, Are you a crazy blind fool? This has plenty of candy in it!'''  

:Translation: ''Unless the rules are substantially different Iola, Kansas, I cannot imagine anyone, even in the height of rage, calling anyone a "crazy blind fool". Regardless, and in defense of the manager, her point of reference was almost certainly to a Snickers Blizzard, and not an "extra, extra" Snickers Blizzard.''  

:Translation: ''Unless the rules are substantially different in Iola, Kansas, I cannot imagine anyone, even in the height of rage, calling anyone a "crazy blind fool". Regardless, and in defense of the manager, her point of reference was almost certainly to a Snickers Blizzard, and not an "extra, extra" Snickers Blizzard.''  

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:Translation: ''Although having no hand whatsoever in the original complaint, Jerry is now fervently hoping that SOMETHING is done, so he is not questioned further regarding the incident. And preferably before his scheduled afternoon of bass fishing.''

:Translation: ''Although having no hand whatsoever in the original complaint, Jerry is now fervently hoping that SOMETHING is done, so he is not questioned further regarding the incident. And preferably before his scheduled afternoon of bass fishing.''

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==Human interest note==

==Human interest note==

The legal translation provided above by Mr. Kohs was authored merely a few weeks after he underwent a major surgery to remove an acoustic neuroma that left him entirely deaf in one ear.  

The legal translation provided above by Mr. Kohs was authored merely a few weeks after he underwent a major surgery to remove an acoustic neuroma that left him entirely deaf in one ear.  

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