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<p>Created page with &quot;&lt;b&gt;Revenge of the Telemarketing Victims - How to Convince Them to Never Call You Back&lt;/B&gt; By <a href="/Les_Golden" title="Les Golden">Les Golden</a>. Cartoons by Les Golden. Additional illustrations by John Thomso...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>&lt;b&gt;Revenge of the Telemarketing Victims - How to Convince Them to Never Call You Back&lt;/B&gt;<br /> <br /> By [[Les Golden]]. Cartoons by Les Golden. Additional illustrations by John Thomson and Erik Wenzel.<br /> <br /> This hilarious tongue-in-cheek “guide” to getting rid of the annoyance posed by the telemarketing industry, written by Les Golden of Oak Park, Illinois, is guaranteed to solve that yecchy problem.<br /> <br /> Forget the useless national do-not-call list. a writer, actor, and stand-up comic trained in improvisation at chicago's second city, les golden has written scripts between telemarketers and homeowners to guarantee they won't call again.<br /> <br /> Make them think they’ve reached –<br /> <br /> * a drug dealer&lt;br&gt;<br /> * an organized crime enforcer henchman&lt;br&gt;<br /> * a psychotic being pursued by that man in the phone booth&lt;Br&gt;<br /> * a guy who will buy everything and anything they have to offer&lt;br&gt;<br /> * a lonely homeowner wanting to talk endlessly with anyone&lt;br&gt;<br /> * an alien&lt;br&gt;<br /> * a guy looking for a job so he can send money back to the old country to bring his family to &quot;amerika&quot;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Les Golden has devised uproarious situations to waste the #@%(&amp;?#! telemarketer’s most precious asset – his time! This book will provide you hours of laughs as you discover ways to get rid of those pesky unwanted callers. <br /> <br /> Yessssss, revenge of the telemarketing victims!!<br /> <br /> Read the scenes out loud at parties or at home . . . use as comedy audition dialogues for actors . . . give as the perfect fun gift . . . or use as a script when you get those calls!<br /> <br /> Every technique laboratory-tested . . . proven effective! <br /> <br /> ==Note: Publisher's Legal Disclosure==<br /> <br /> This book is outrageous, iconoclastic, offensive, and in questionable taste. <br /> <br /> It’s infantile, sophomoric, racist, sexist, ageist, homophobic, sacrilegious, and bigoted. it is shameless, scurrilous, vile, repugnant, reprehensible, ignominious, putrid, abhorrent, loathsome, contemptible, and nauseous. <br /> <br /> The author should have his mouth washed out with soap and his brain vacuumed clean, and he must be vanquished from modern society. he is dangerous, seditious, and a threat to freedom-loving citizens and children. <br /> <br /> ==Author's Rebuttal==<br /> <br /> In other words, I’ve written the perfect book, exactly what you need to make sure those #@%(&amp;?#!! telemarketers will take you off their lists!<br /> <br /> ==Purchase Information==<br /> Available at fine book stores, amazon.com, and American distributor Digital Impressions. <br /> <br /> Inquiries: elagencywest@aol.com<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.geocities.ws/les_golden] Home Page<br /> *[http://www.mywikibiz.com/Les_Golden_(Interview)] An Interview With Les Golden<br /> *[http://www.mywikibiz.com/Near_Earth_Asteroid_Reconnaissance_Project] N.E.A.R.<br /> *[http://www.mywikibiz.com/University_of_California_Jazz_Ensembles] U.C. 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