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== Jimbo Wales, Superstar ==

:Title: '''Jimbo Wales, Superstar'''
:Artist: [http://beta.wikiversity.org/wiki/User:Moulton '''Moulton''']
:Composer: '''Tim Rice, Andrew Lloyd Weber, and [http://wc3.worldcrossing.com/webx/?ownerInfo@@.1de35bac Barsoom Tork Associates]'''
:Midi: [http://newscafe.ansci.usu.edu/~bkort/JesusChristSuperstar.mid '''Jesus Christ, Superstar''']

:Every time [http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,483109,00.html I look at you] I don't understand
:Why you let the site you (co-)founded get so out of hand.

:You'd have managed better if you'd had it planned.
:Why'd you make such a stupid move to have [http://en.wikiversity.org/wiki/:User_talk:JWSchmidt/Second_half_2008_discussions#Moulton Moulton banned]?

:If you'd thought it through you could have taught a whole nation
:The [http://newscafe.ansci.usu.edu/%7Ebkort/en.wv.Moulton.html#Drama_Engines art of dramaturgy] with psycho-communication.

:Don't you get me wrong.
:I only want to know...

:Jimbo Wales, Superstar,
:Are you really as nuts as we think you are?

:Jimbo Wales, now disgraced,
:Whose talk page has your crew defaced?

:Tell me what you think about your friends on the beat.
:Would you like to have a [http://allswool.blogspot.com/search?q=massage+parlor+Moscow Russian masseuse] beat your meat?
:Was IDCab where it's at? Was [http://www.linkedin.com/in/pauljmitchell FM your fave star]?
:Could Sue Gardner move a mountain, or was that just PR?
:Did you [http://valleywag.gawker.com/192595/tech/wikipedia/hey-wiki-youre-so-fine-a-guide-to-wikipedia-media dress like the Red Queen]? Was that a mistake, or
:Did you know that [http://wc3.worldcrossing.com/webx?14@@.1de35bdb/0 Essjay's fall] would be a heart breaker?

:Don't you get me wrong.
:I only want to know...

:Jimbo Wales, Superstar,
:Are you really as nuts as they say you are?

:Jimbo Wales, now disgraced,
:Whose BLP has your site defaced?

:<small>CopyClef 2009 Tim Rice, Andrew Lloyd Weber, and Barsoom Tork Associates.<br>[http://wc3.worldcrossing.com/webx/Resurrection%20Hackware/ Resurrection Hackware]. All wrongs reversed.</small>

=== Moulton, it's a hit! ===
I don't know if it's because JCS is my favorite musical, but this is the first Barsoom Tork Associates ditty that I've really, sincerely enjoyed! -- [[User:MyWikiBiz|MyWikiBiz]] 07:26, 6 February 2009 (PST)
: You really should get out more.  [[User:Ockham|Ockham]] 05:28, 7 February 2009 (PST)

== Ego Fried Their Brains ==

Title: '''Ego Fried Their Brains'''<BR>
Artist: '''JzG, David Gerard, and the Sycophants'''<BR>
Composer: '''Tim Rice, Andrew Lloyd Weber, GlassBeadGame, and Barsoom Tork Associates'''<BR>
YouTube: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytNoiQ8LkS8 '''Heaven On Their Minds''']<BR>
Midi: [http://www.dosguys.com/JCS/MIDI/1-2_HOTM-RA.mid '''Heaven On Their Minds''']<BR>
<BR>
My mind is fuzzy now<BR>
At last<BR>
All too well<BR>
I can tell<BR>
Where we all<BR>
Soon will be<BR>
If you strip away<BR>
The mask<BR>
From the clan<BR>
You will see<BR>
Where we all<BR>
Soon will be<BR>
<BR>
Jimbo!<BR>
You've started to reprise<BR>
The tragedies of yore<BR>
Why on earth did you revise<BR>
The bio of your whore?<BR>
<BR>
And all the good we've done<BR>
Will soon be swept away<BR>
Jon's begun to chatter more<BR>
About the closing day<BR>
<BR>
Listen Jimbo<BR>
I don't like what I see<BR>
All I ask is that you listen to me<BR>
And remember<BR>
I've been your right hand man all along<BR>
They all follow you on Twitter<BR>
But you're not their baby sitter<BR>
And I'll be butt hurt if Moulton sings this song<BR>
<BR>
I remember when this whole thing began<BR>
No talk of fursuits, we called for a plan<BR>
And believe me<BR>
My indignation has not been gainsaid<BR>
But every word you say today<BR>
Gets twisted 'round some crazy way<BR>
And they hound you in the rags for getting laid<BR>
<BR>
Wikipedia's most famous son<BR>
Should have stayed a great unknown<BR>
Like a stupid retard<BR>
You dissed Larry and Ward<BR>
Zoo sex, yachts, and babes with chests<BR>
Would have suited Jimbo best<BR>
He'd have caused nobody harm<BR>
Down on the farm<BR>
<BR>
Listen Jimbo, do you care to survive?<BR>
Don't you see we must knock off this jive?<BR>
We are vandalized<BR>
Have you forgotten how disgraced we are?<BR>
I am frightened by the crowd<BR>
Plus the music's much too loud<BR>
And they'll sue us if we go too far<BR>
If we go too far<BR>
<BR>
Listen Jimbo to the warning I give<BR>
There's a pissed admin at your back with a shiv<BR>
But it's sad to see our fortunes falling with every shot<BR>
All your followers are lame<BR>
Too much ego fried their brains<BR>
It was wonderful, but now it's not so hot<BR>
Yes it's all gone bitter<BR>
Ah --- ah ah ah --- ah<BR>
God-King Jimbo, it's all over Twitter<BR>
<BR>
Listen Jimbo to the warning I dread<BR>
Can't you see there's an iceberg ahead<BR>
So come on, come on, listen to me.<BR>
Ah --- ah<BR>
Come on, listen, listen to me.<BR>
Come on and listen to me.<BR>
Ah --- ah<BR>
<BR><Small>
CopyClef 2009 Tim Rice, Andrew Lloyd Weber, GlassBeadGame, and Barsoom Tork Associates.<BR>
Resurrection Hackware. All wrongs reversed.</Small>

== What about the thousands of links to Wikia from the Big Wiki? ==

Did he play no part in this happening? It just naturally would have happened anyway? :yuck: [[User:Emeseee|emeseee]]